Swamp Gunt

Noun: The damp, smelly condition of a woman's gut cunt (gunt) when subjected to moderate exertion in a high-temperature area.

Dude 1: "Dibs!!!"
Dude 2: "Nice. And its hot as all fuck outside; she's probably got a wicked case of swamp gunt."

by D-Lo Law August 23, 2011

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Gunting license

Any old piece paper wrote on with a black sharpie,stating that the individual holding this card HAS any and All rights to sexual acts with a female having a front butt or just being FAT BITCHES..

Odie has had his gunting license for a while now and still hasnt bagged a fatty. (license not valid during canned hunts set up by your buddys)

How do you eat an indian taco, lift up the squaws belly youve got your license to gunt!

Jacking off 10 hours in moms basement with a rubber band on your dick shouldnt deter ones self from wanting a gunt full of eroticism.(see mopeds, fat chix are like mopeds)

Her black tights still couldnt cover up that enormous gunt.
get a license.

fucking fat chicks helps meet hot friends get your gunting license

by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009

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Gunt Punt

The action of kicking a fat old lady in the fat hanging fat uteris. Part of the fun of gunt punting, is watching the fat old fat lady jiggle and fall.

Go and gunt punt your grandma's grandma

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

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gunt brulee

This is the dessert to the famous gunt pizza. A hard brown sugar like build up has built up over the gunt custard to form this treat. The crust must be broken to gain access to the precious gunt custard beneath. This is an acquired taste and a stong stomach and constitution is needed for its enjoyment.

'I ripped off her clothes and found a gunt brulee ready for me under her gunt strap!'

by mratcl May 29, 2008

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