Guandajo

A messy, lazy-looking fashion and personal care look that has become the latest fashion trend during the COVID-19 era.

During our company Zoom call, I am totally guandajo from the waist down.

I can’t wait for my Salon to open up again and cure my fuc#ing guandajo head of hair.

by XRT21 April 16, 2020

guardaroo

It's a kangaroo trained to guard your house. What the fuck else did you think it was?

The guardaroo pounced up and, gripping the burglar's genitals, removed them with a quick twist.

by Flix December 8, 2009

Ganda V the Man

Vasco is a guy who is funny, (not) smart, follows the crowd (a lot), and tries too hard, but is OP and a young legend.

Sexy Girl: OMG is that Ganda V the man?! He’s so handsomeee.

by DanitheMafia September 7, 2019

Great Guana Cay

An islet located in The Bahamas. It is a long but narrow islet which is 9 miles in length. There is a five and a half mile long beach on the ocean side of the island which is one of the longest in the Bahamas. There is a cove located on the island called Kidd's Cove named after a pirate. The island has a population of approximately 150 people who live on a settlement which stretches along the beach. Basically the best place EVER!!!

Great Guana Cay is the best island in the WORLD!

by TweetyGGC July 10, 2009

Sandy Gandalf

Sanday Gandalf is the term given to an exceptionally stubbly vagina. This may hurt or even cause rash if touched for too long.

"I was going down on her for about half an hour last night, it really hurt my face."

"Dude, Sandy Gandalf, not cool!"

by Flock o' Choco November 12, 2011

grandad

where somone hits someone else in the area above the kneecap on the side of the left leg with their own knee. why? because its bloody funny (only if it works)!! the consequense of this will be the other person hopping on one leg shouting swear words,while u and ur m8s r laghing like hell. also some advice: always give a grandad when the other person is noot expecting and make sure u r standing up when doing it. there are adaptions of the grandad like a 'running grandad', the 'spinny' and a 'flying grandad'.

'oi m8 i think u'v got a grandad'!!!!!

by Mikey November 8, 2004

Gandalf

1. Growing a long white beard, much like that of the Lord of the Rings character it was named for.
2. Hitting something with a big stick
3. In a sexual situation, pulling the old man switcheroo when the lights go out. You switch yourself with an old man and by the time your partner notices, you have slinked away into the night.

1. When I get old, I'm just gonna Gandalf that shit.
2. I Gandalf (ed) that dude's mailbox the other day.
3. We weren't really that compatible, so I just hit it and Gandalf (ed) that bitch.

by Silveyse November 29, 2009