Al Gore rhythms

When your voice recognition software misinterprets "algorithms."

I texted Kenny asking how the algorithms in his computer program were working. He responded by asking me what I meant by "Al Gore rhythms"?

by DefinED January 6, 2018

al gore

Man who wants to prevent the ice caps from melting. Unfortunately, he's also full of hot air.

Al Gore is full of hot air but he cares about the melting ice caps.

by DS Owner January 27, 2009

Bush v. Gore

Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000), a court case before the United States Supreme Court marked by scandalous abuse of process and corrupt partisanship on the part of the Republican-appointed majority of the bench.

The decision:
-prevented determination of the will of voters in Florida,
-over-ruled state authority over electoral process, and
-appointed G.W. Bush president.

The judicial culprits in this partisan travesty were:
-Rehnquist, William (boss-judge),
-O'Connor, Sandra Day,
-Kennedy, Anthony,
-Thomas, Clarence, and
-Scalia, Antonin.

For excellent examples of wisdom and legal reasoning, read the dissenting judgments of Justices Souter, Breyer, Stevens, and Ginsburg in Bush v. Gore.

by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

Al Gore

Shorthand for an e-mail joke, urban myth, web link or other oft-forwarded material that is so old and tired, it is likely one of the first things Al Gore put on the internet after he invented it.

"Hey Homes, check out this vid my grandma sent me. Some fat kid lip-syncing this whack song about numa numa. Is that funny or WHAT?!"

"I ain't studyin' that Al Gore shit, ese."

by buster77 April 6, 2007

Funky Town Gore

A horrible , gory cartel execution video where they flay his face , cut his limbs , cut his throat and inject him with happy juice so he feels every second of the torture and pain.

man 1 : have you seen the funky town gore vid?
man 2 : dont speak about it

by psuznc12 February 8, 2022

Al Gore Surprise

While walking on a beach, you find a sleeping person and poop on their chest. Once the heat from the sun has melted your feces, you wake them up and proceed to explain the dangers of global warming.

I was going to vote Republican, but after that Al Gore Surprise I'm not sure I can ignore the issue of global warming any longer.

by TSFTL February 15, 2010

martin l. gore

rare breed of man. song writer, musician, crossdresser, s&m fan and supporter, singer, britishman with now good looking smile. he has curly fair hair, green eyes, and bronze skin. the word that comes to mind "pretty boy" once a free man now david gahan's slave. works long hours making music. the only nonvampire in depeche mode. in other words "poor baby"

DG: ok martin, heres your food and water for the week. now wheres my next song?
MLG: i'm sorry dave. i haven't been doing so well. i didn't finish it.
DG: oh martin, you know what happens when you don't complete things on time.
MLG: no i don't know.
DG: time for a whippin!

by martin gore's girlfriend August 30, 2005