The upmost hottest girl you ask out but not too hot (not to be confused with a supermodel) who likes you back and is excited to get to know you and have fun on the first date. But throws you a text 3 days before the date explaining she is anxious, going through mental issues, and is not ready to date guys.
She will probably apologize 3 times in one sentence from all the guilt and embarrassment she caused and will then feel bad she broke your heart and probably never will be able to forget what she did and in return become even more emotionally unstable to repeat the cycle of never receiving the confidence to go out on a date.
She will probably apologize 3 times in one sentence from all the guilt and embarrassment she caused and will then feel bad she broke your heart and probably never will be able to forget what she did and in return become even more emotionally unstable to repeat the cycle of never receiving the confidence to go out on a date.
I asked out a "gopher" to only realized 3 day later she was mentally unstable to handle my awesomeness.
by Nitro Tiger October 3, 2022
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"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
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by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011
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by EmiliaZu July 9, 2023
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Wow Gopher is really cool!
by GophyWophy November 10, 2022
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Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!
"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."
"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."
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by Den Bover June 23, 2022
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A:Reggie is a Gopher come income tax time
B:I know he's always looking for a comeup
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B:I know he's always looking for a comeup
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