a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
by crackerjack9 April 12, 2022
Get the goldfish friendmug. Man, your such a goldfish. You've dated like 30 people this year.
Girl 1- I'm talking to Zac.
Girl 2 - Another one? Your a fucking goldfish.
Girl 1- I'm talking to Zac.
Girl 2 - Another one? Your a fucking goldfish.
by FrankieRose December 21, 2021
Get the Goldfishmug. by Scaredconfidence October 30, 2023
Get the Rube Goldfishmug. by RebeccaSweatheart August 2, 2011
Get the Hood goldfishmug. Oral sex performed with a mouthful of chewed up crackers, preferably of the goldfish brand, but any cracker will work
by Pauljamal May 7, 2018
Get the angry goldfishmug. I'm pornography, when the guy is ready to cum he takes his penis from his co-star, the co-star gets on their knees, looks skyward with mouth agape and eagerly awaits bring fed. Just like Goldfish in a tank when they see that food is about to be put in the water.
My gf and I came up with this term a couple years ago while watching porn and realized we hated the act. Like anybody in the real world would jump up from the position they were in and ruin their moment by being splattered with a disgusting goo.
My gf and I came up with this term a couple years ago while watching porn and realized we hated the act. Like anybody in the real world would jump up from the position they were in and ruin their moment by being splattered with a disgusting goo.
I thought she was really conservative but then I saw her Goldfishing for the entire rugby team Saturday night.
by Mike Oxbernt June 21, 2023
Get the Goldfishingmug. A Wannabe YouTuber who hasn't posted anything on his channel yet but I'm still subscribed to for some reason.
Dude 1: "Hey man, I see your still subscribed to Very-Sad Goldfish. Can I ask why?"
Dude 2: " I HONESTLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY! I TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK!"
Dude 2: " I HONESTLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY! I TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK!"
by Someone_Named_Joshua November 2, 2020
Get the Very-Sad Goldfishmug.