Goldfish

A cute (but slightly fishy) pet.

I have a pet goldfish

by Goldswishy November 9, 2020

Goldfish

An extremely attractive person that is always smiling (a snack that smiles back). First used by twitter user thegayranger.

Person A: Have you seen Black Panther?
Person B: Hell yeah, Michael B. Jordan was looking like a goldfish in it.
Person A: A what?
Person B: A goldfish. A snack that smiles back.

by Michael B Jordan Stan February 28, 2018

Goldfish syndrome

A condition that makes people easily lose memory

Omg do you have Goldfish syndrome or something you always forget things

by Dr phil 664 May 1, 2024

Goldfish Moment™

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking their really funny.

May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.

by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024

Goldfish

The cheapest dirtiest fish there is.

Tom:Hey I have a dog, what's your pet?
Bill: I have a goldfish.
Tom:Eew that $.10 fish?

by andy36yr19 June 9, 2018

floor goldfish

Try it, you won't.

Justin asked Justin, "would you like to floor goldfish with me?"

by Floorgoldfish October 19, 2022

Hood goldfish

A homie hopper that stays within one friend group.

What a hood goldfish!

by RebeccaSweatheart August 2, 2011