Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.

Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.

by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022

Glazed Tuna

When you find a fish and slip it in butter to slide up your asshole.

I gave my self an old Glazed tuna last night. I've been shitting out scales all day.

by JRfoR34Lnigga July 13, 2014

Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days

That is a very pretty pollce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100

by Captaincool149 December 3, 2021

Blaze glaze

The look on someone's face when they're stoned

Jas Greg had such blaze glaze last night , his eyes looked like pissholes in the snow

by Philtheviking July 11, 2016

Butter Glazed

To be hammered and out of control with zyn, alchohol, edibles, cocaine, etc.

Tdog was butter glazed with his friends at the beach and wanted everyone to know so he put it on his story.

by Zynbobuel October 18, 2023

glazed pecan

A vagina after sex or after being at a beach all day in Mississippi, giving it a layer to make it looked glazed over.

See Becky over there? I'm gonna give her a glazed pecan tonight!

My vagina is so sweaty after today it looks like my grandma's glazed pecan pie!

by glazedpecan October 28, 2015

triple glazing

(v) sex act involving ejaculating onto all orafices (heterosexual sex)

1) Richard wasn't sure if he could handle Pamela's request for triple glazing that evening, so he invited his buddies over to help.

by rightmac September 10, 2010