Gilbert

A man with unreasonably sexy knees

I was sitting beside Gilbert yesterday and I couldn’t take my eyes off his knees.

by Gibby575 February 24, 2021

Gilbert Football

A team that will come on to your home field, kick your ass and then take your cheerleaders back home with them a fuck them harder than you ever could.

Damn my girl went with this Gilbert Football player last night and now she won’t call me back.

by Chad Leaphart November 16, 2020

Gilbertted

When you do something silly, often in a work setting, and as a result, you get called a fool with the use of a Gilbert Gottfried GIF.

Bob: I accidentally deleted a VM and as a result, I got Gilbertted.

by stevecro May 19, 2025

Lily Gilbert

A fucking cunt that buys people,uses them, breaks them, and puts them back on the fucking shelf like worthless shit.

Lily Gilbert, bitch broke me, but I got over her pretty fast.

by njrewitnthnogsdohdjndojdnbdspk May 6, 2020

Spicy Gilbert

When you are receiving oral sex and your partner dips their finger in some hot chilli paste and shoves said finger up your anus.

Terri was giving me a cracking blowie the other night and then ruined it by giving me a Spicy Gilbert...My ring has been burning for 3 days now.

by FrichaelZ November 16, 2022

Gilbert

Grandma I like to play Bingo with

"I gotta go bro, my gilbert is calling me she needs me asap!"

by $kunklung$ February 16, 2021

pull an elena gilbert

having someone use mind compulsion to erase your memories of someone you lost because it hurts too much missing them all the time

bro i just miss her/him so much i wish i could pull an elena gilbert rn

by lilybloom August 20, 2023