gnated 

a real ass nigga

gnated is so real

gnated by gnated June 26, 2023

ball goatee 

An amount of hair on a mans testicles similar to that of a men's groomed facial hair goatee, also know as ball goatee.

That old mans nuts look like a ball goatee.

ball goatee by Kaaseeyyy November 9, 2014

retirement goatee 

The goatee you grow after you finally retire for the rest of your life. Men known to have done this include Jim Leyland and Shaq

Man, I worked in a factory for 40 years. I can't wait to retire and grow out my retirement goatee

retirement goatee by Qui-Gon Jake May 25, 2016

Minnesota Goatee 

The ring of fecal matter around your mouth after tossing somebody's salad.

Uff dah, thanks for that. You better wipe that Minnesota Goatee off your face before you go back to watching the Vikings game.

Minnesota Goatee by povspam August 19, 2013

I gotted you now 

A slang phrase used most commonly when sneaking up behind someone undetected, and whispered in the ear before raping the victim.

Victim: "I think I lost that crazy guy following me..."
Joshua P: *Heavy Breathing* "I gotted you now!"

I gotted you now by Baby Biter February 24, 2010

goatee 

What douches use to identify their douchebaggery. The safest way there is to make sure no member of the opposite sex whatsoever even thinks about you twice.

Girl #1 - Hey, look at that guy's goatee!
Girl #2 - Oh my god, he's so unfuckable!
Girl #1 - Yeah, what a douche!

goatee by Senhor Aníbal June 16, 2008

Goaded 

Getting "Owned" or "Pwned"

Except without your intention, it's more or less an accidental and unexpected occurrence.

Guy walks down flight of stairs and slips, resulting in him busting his ass the whole way down.

Friend sees this hilarious event happen, and says "Bro, you just got goaded!"

Goaded by dj. sonnyv. June 5, 2009