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rooster tits

When a man fucks a woman between the tits but they are so small he has to squeeze together to fit his cock between them
by moose balls December 12, 2014
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trap rooster

Any male with a body count consisting of 85% of the dope whores n puddle sluts from the 3 surrounding counties. He has no standards other than warm n breathing. Normally found couch surfing or living out of a car. Usually a Narcissist that thinks all women want his dick n he shoulda been a pornstar. Has to have a bag of dope to pay the whores to just be around them n can't get hard without it.
Martin, Rock and Tater all trying to be trap rooster #1...I can see the feathers flying already
by Baton Bitch February 2, 2021
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Rooster Lover

A person who loves to suck rooster(s), play with rooster(s) and fantasizes about rooster(s). A person who is in love with his/her partner's penis extremely, specially who has fetish about cock and fetish for cock size.
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''John is such a rooster lover, he even hold and play with my rooster all night and didn't get tired!"
by JoyBangla69 January 6, 2012
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Flaccid Rooster

A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.
Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!
by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011
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Rooster Slap

When a dude just stands there while his girlfriend continuously slaps him in the face just to show him who’s in charge.
“Dude, did you see how Shelby just stood there while Amber rooster slapped him?”

“He’s the kind of guy to let his girlfriend rooster slap him.”
by de45 March 29, 2021
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roosters breakfast

Sex in the morning; Doing a root at sunrise...
"Hey Dave! Did you get a roosters breakfast?"
by frank pterodactyl January 14, 2009
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rooster spray

the spray from the fin on a windsurf board when ripping into the lip on a top turn (wave sailing)
whoa dude did you see my rooster spray, it was sick
by slamitin January 13, 2004
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