Memory Lapse

when you think of somnething to do, but when you go to do it, you go "What was i gonna do again?"

memory lapses are fucking crazy

by your best idiot April 24, 2010

memory block

the feeling of instant memory loss you get when your half-way through a high and you cant remember anything that happened previous to that moment.

mid conversation:

friend: haha yeah that show is pretty funny.
you: yeah lol...........(cough)what have we been doing for the last hour and a half?
friend: i dont know... damn dude that was some hardcore memory block.

by Maximillius Erectus October 4, 2008

midnight memories

70's term for late night/early morning sex.

My wife and I never slept, We were too busy making midnight memories.

by codered3453 January 10, 2014

audiographic memory

The ability to recite, mimic, or repeat sounds, music, gossip, lyrics, tunes, and other sensations captured through hearing, rather efficiently. The term audiographic memory is not an actual word. The correct terminology is Eidetic memory.

Basically you can hear things only once or twice, and you're able to repeat.

This is extremely helpful when arguing with someone, about something someone else said, or they had said prior to the argument.

You : "Mom said take out the garbage."

Sibling : "No, she said you had to!"

*Mom comes home*

Mom : "Why haven't you taken out the garbage!?"

You : "Told you."

audiographic memory

"Autographic memory"

by Leonidous May 12, 2012

photogenic memory

The opposite of having a photographic memory, the character in question actually believes the girl/guy from last night was a 9.

They were not.

Don't listen to Lance's tales of sexual conquest, he has a photogenic memory, and a stained polo shirt.

by 2: electric boogaloo October 7, 2008

Memory Wanking

When you're horny as fuck and you don't have time to pull up any porn, so you just have to remember some porn you once watched

Beau: 'You took a while in there.'
Lachlan: 'Yeah I was memory wanking!'
Beau: 'Fuckin legend'

by Your Local Perth Guide July 19, 2021

memory burp

When your brain completely spaces out on something, usually in an embarrassing way, so you try to make light of the fact that you really screwed up or may in fact be heading toward dementia.

person a) Oops! Memory burp. Sorry I forgot to attend your wedding.
person b) Um yeah, bridesmaids aren't usually such forgetful twats.

by CEDARTEETH August 11, 2010