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Swine Flu

Like yellow fever, except for girls of large girth; when a man has an unusual attraction for overweight females.
1. Andy - "Yo, Brad, what happened to you last night?"

Brad - "Ugh, I went home with Bertha, looks like I caught the Swine Flu again."

2. Person 1: "What's wrong with Sam? Why does he keep chasing fat girls?"

Person 2: "He clearly has a bad case of Swine Flu."
by AnLiCa September 21, 2009
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swine flu boner

believed to become an epidemic, when you get an errection in the middle of no where symptoms are
-more than 20 boners a day
-non stop boner

-a boner lasting more than 10 minutes

The cure for swine flu boner is rubbing butter on your balls.
Yo jeff i just got a boner i think i got the swine flu boner, well dick i suggest you pull out the butter.
by NegrodamuS Nigga May 2, 2009
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swine flu

A flu that makes you attracted to morbidly obese men, usually homosexual, and named Cipriano.
Example 1:
Girl One: Man, I got the swine flu.
Girl Two: You slept with Mr. Mendez?!

Example 2:
Girl One: I've got the swine flu, I'm so horny!
Cipriano Mendez: HERE I AM!
by stefashoniqua May 2, 2009
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Swag Flu

Getting money and bitches in da club. Spreading your swag. Getting blown(More than one way). It can be very contagious so wear a face mask.
YO Mane Benni gots so much swag flu all the chicks just hop on his dick.
by Hoodtrap123 July 5, 2010
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Swine Flu

A flu that makes everyone want to piss themselves.
Also makes you extremely afraid of fat asses.
Originates from mexico.
Also known as Bacon Fever.
John: "crap, i have swine flu!"
Mark: "does that mean we can't hang out anymore?"
John: "OH MY GOD FATASS!!!"
by Imakemyselflaugh:D May 1, 2009
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stomach flu

A fictitious disease made up by idiots. The actual fly has absolutely nothing to do with your stomach or your digestive system.
Moron: I think I might have the stomach flu.
Doctor (or anybody with an IQ in the triple digits): No you don't because that doesn't exist. You probably have gastroenteritis.
by awmm November 9, 2017
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Swine Flu

The H1N1 virus aka pig flu and the center of cold jokes among you and your idiotic friends.
A: *cough*

B: swine flu!

a: v_v *slap*
by Mamma Luigi November 8, 2009
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