flabergasta

A flabergasta is what you call it when it looks like somebody smashed their head on the keyboard

You: Hi dude. How are you doing?
Anon: cczjsastjewgeqbats
You: That is called a flabergasta

by Flabergasta April 22, 2017

flozery

An asian who tries to keep up with a certain thing but fails to.
For example wow siri is such a flozery he never plays with us .

For example wow siri is such a flozery he never plays with us .

by TheGuyWhoCanRoblox September 7, 2017

Flamer/flames/flamers.

The fans who are SHINee's Choi beautiful elegant protective shawol Minho biased.
Minho is the member of a Korean boy band, SHINee. The other members of the group are Jinki AKA Onew, Jonghyun, Kibum AKA Key, Taemin. ♥

Person 1: Do you know SHINee?
Me: Oh I love and live for SHINee.
Person 1: By any chance are you a Flamer/flames/flamers.?

Me: No, I am a Blinger but many of my friends are Flamers and they are beautiful af.

by Rainkiseki July 15, 2018

Flaterizer

Basically an FTM binder but with a different word. It makes the boob say bye-bye.

ftm 1: ya know that feel when you get in bed and you're all comfy, then notice you're still wearing ur flaterizer??
ftm 2: omg yeaaah it fukken suckes dick!

by mychemicalromacexx September 8, 2018

Flaterizer

Basically an FTM binder. It makes the boobs go bye-bye.

Ftm 1: Ya know that feel when you get in bed and you're all comfy, then notice you're still wearing ur flaterizer ??
Ftm 2: Hell yeah, it can suck a dick

by mychemicalromacexx September 8, 2018

Flaker

Slang for a person who has proven to be unreliable in following through with plans (often for gatherings or public outings).

Bill is such a flaker, said he couldn't catch up me at the game even though he accepted.

by Magical Industry July 22, 2019

Flabergoffled

Dead inside

i am flabergoffled

by hikierus September 13, 2019