Financial rape

It is when somebody or someone takes advantage of your money when they know that you have it.

Man1: My girlfriend discovered that I saved enough money to buy that white kicks so she threatened me a break-up if I didn't bring her to the movies.

Man2: sue her..

Man1: what for?

Man2: for financial rape, duh.

by Broke bloke August 26, 2009

lincoln financial field

where the eagles play

lets go to lincoln financial field and watch the eagles own the giants

by alex14 August 20, 2006

Financially stable

Something we wished we all could be, but sadly unless you’re Bill Gates or the Walton's you cannot call yourself financially stable.

Ha that woman is looking for a financially stable guy, what an oxymoron considering so many people are 1-2 paychecks away from being broke.

by Ditch Digger December 26, 2007

Fiancé

Ur best friend whos always looking like a snack cause hes so fine. Hes always really sweet and apologies even if he doesnt have to. He listens to all your problems. You love him to death and wonder why he puts up with your shit. Hes somehow still ur friend even thought your a pushy, self centered, jealous hoe.

Oof man i need to get me a fiancé. I wanted to order one off of amazon but im to broke for that shit and the shipping charge from here to Arizona is to damn much.

by DraciorSmthn April 24, 2019

finanception

1. (v) The act of burying one's financial position in many layers of dreams.
2. (n) Any subconscious financial portfolio.
3. (n) Any massively confusing or arbitrary financial magic.

Bob- "Where's your retirement fund?"
Jim- "When 2008 came around, I pulled some finanception...so I'm good!"
Bob- "You better hope to die in your early fifties."

by Holacromium March 6, 2012

Financiapocalypse

A word used to describe the current recession, hard times and fall of the Global economy.

"Dude, we should go buy a whole shit load of Top Shelf booze for the party this weekend."
"Can't do it man, the financiapocalypse has hit me hard, ain't got nothing in my pockets but 2 pennies and a ball of lint. Probably drinking Steeler all weekend."

by Saint of Killers June 3, 2009

financuality

The combination of words financial and sexuality meaning the status of ones own personal money holdings at a specific time.

EXAMPLE #1
Bro1: Wanna go to the bar?
Bro2: Fuck yeah, I feel quite comfortable with my finacuality right now, lets go get fucked up I'm buying.

EXAMPLE #2
Bro1: Wanna go to the bar .
Bro2: I can't tonight.
Bro1: What the fuck? It's fucking ladies night tonight, don't be such a fuckin house homo.
Bro2: I'm uncomfortable with my financuality right now, we can go after I get paid.

by Boogielogics June 14, 2009