filthy muppet

the act of fisting someone elbow deep, thus reducing the subject to muppet status

i gave Ryan's girlfriend the filthy muppet while he was passed out at the party.

by Vulva Hammer September 3, 2010

Filthy Edison

Licking a 9-Volt battery that is lodged in someone's anus

I wanted to toss Heather's salad but what she was really down for was a Filthy Edison

by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011

filthy falcon

A doggy-style sex act where the man has his penis in his partners vagina, and both thumbs in her anus, making a falcon shadow puppet.

Man that booty was so good, that she had me giving her filthy falcons.

by dayo November 19, 2007

Filthy Caveman

After a long night of playing drums for a rocking band in hot bar or club, a now hot, sweaty, stinky, hairy, and somewhat dirty drummer sneeks apon an unsuspecting individual and rubs all over said individual while dry humping, in a doggie-style manner the now victims leg. The result of this action is the showing of the drummer's dominateing power and the ability to ward of other beasts from what the drummer now claims his as his own. The drummer may claim one or many it is all depending on his energy and physical condition as well as how many drunks he must defend his now prize from. Hilarity and both a terrible stench, and chafing can result from this action

Al: Dude did you hear what happened at the Missed Conception show last night?
Damien: No what happened at the Missed Conception show last night.
Al: The drummer gave Suzi a FILTHY CAVEMAN!!!

Damien: Oh that is awesome, I bet Sarah was totally jealous!

Al: Yeah I know she was, I heard he wasn't wearing pants.

by Daveoftheboomboom November 1, 2011

Filthy Sandkiss

Similar to a "Dirty Sanchez" only this time, you start by wiping the old anal dust on your own anus, onto the victim's upper lip like a sandy fudge moustache.

"For the sake of art," I gave my boss a 'Filthy Sandkiss'

by Tyler Cee December 15, 2006

filthy lopez

About forty bucks. Same as downtown.

Duece: "What's a Filthy Lopez?"
T,J.: "About forty bucks. Same as downtown."

by hellomynameis August 19, 2006

filthy thompson

You start by shooting your load into a girl's nose. She then proceeds to sniff it up and spit it out on her chest. Afterthat you use it as lubrication for a good old fashioned tittie fuck.

This girl was definetly a freak. She let me give her a "Filthy Thompson."

by john doe doe January 16, 2007