texas facial

a facial performed by getting shot in the face

While hunting birds Harry Whittington recieved a complimentary texas facial from Dick Chney.

by rnbwbxrs4u July 27, 2006

Glacial Facial

The act of freezing your semen and then throwing it into a woman's face.

She was expecting me to get ice cream from the freezer but I surprised her with a glacial facial instead.

by Eskimo Jim January 18, 2014

Facial Fauci

Very much a traditional definition of the facial sexual act. The caveat here is if the person performing the ejacualtion of semen has been fully vaccinated for COVID-19, although it is unproven, but widely believed in certain circles, the semen will contain COVID-19 antibodies and that consumption of the semen is encouraged to receive some antibodies but by no means is substitute for getting the vaccine shot.

Randall: I met this wonderful lady last night, but then after sex she wanted me to give her a facial fauci since she thinks my semen contains antibodies for COVID-19 after we had a conversation about me being fully vaccinated.

Jamal: smh. I don’t think that’s how it works, but was she wearing a mask at least?

Randall: during or after the facial fauci?

by QUSO2020 April 29, 2021

Dutch facial

Placing the space between the scrotum and the anus on the face of target and clenching.

Hey hold him down while I give him a Dutch facial.

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

Facial destruction

What happens when you stand still for way too long in an online gaming match.

The n00b stood still zoomed in trying to get a headshot, and the seasoned veteran came over and enforced some major facial destruction. There was blood everywhere, I am still afraid to look.

by Hydrocat February 05, 2009

Facial Deficit

Facial Deficit is a term referring to a face of a person that is unpleasant to look upon

Lindsay Lohan has a chronic Facial Deficit. All those drugs have destroyed her once good looks.

by Aerophone February 17, 2012

Facial Recognition

At the moment just after the Male Species is climaxing,the female or male yells out..."EW RIGHT IN MY FACE"

"So there I was just me and her. Shes jerkin my girkin when all of the sudden i let lose and hear...."ewww right on my face"right there...i knew i had "facial recognition"

by Tony the tattoo artist. NYC February 08, 2013