texas facial

a facial performed by getting shot in the face

While hunting birds Harry Whittington recieved a complimentary texas facial from Dick Chney.

by rnbwbxrs4u July 27, 2006

Glacial Facial

The act of freezing your semen and then throwing it into a woman's face.

She was expecting me to get ice cream from the freezer but I surprised her with a glacial facial instead.

by Eskimo Jim January 18, 2014

Dutch facial

Placing the space between the scrotum and the anus on the face of target and clenching.

Hey hold him down while I give him a Dutch facial.

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

crimson facial

when a menstruating girl straddles a man's face and fanny farts the clots and gunk all over his mush

my lady's filthy she gave me the the crimson facial last night!

by uprightuk September 8, 2010

Facial Barnet

Used to describe facial hair; normally beards.

''Ah you need to get that facial barnet chopped son.''

by Ronnie Moore June 29, 2008

reverse facial

female ejaculation on a male's face I.E. squirting

Dan was both shocked and intrigued when he received his first reverse facial on his 3rd date with Rhonda

by torquebird September 5, 2016

facial refund

When you nut in your partners mouth, and then they kiss you without swallowing.

Guy 1: So I nut in this chick's mouth, and then she came in for a kiss.

Sexually Confused Guy: Aw dude, she gave you a facial refund!

by Realnamemaker June 6, 2016