BCS failure 

An NCAA football team that annually gets into the big BCS Bowl games over more deserving teams, and then proceeds to lose, often badly.

Well-known BCS failures: Oklahoma University, Ohio State University

BCS failure by Brosef Stalin January 5, 2009

high school failure 

Someone who never shows up to class and misses a ton of assignments in highschools

Wow Dalton you never show up to school so you must be a ... High school Failure

high school failure by ITSYABOI666 September 26, 2017

Epic Failure bro 

When your doing something with your "Friend" and they really suck at it such as a team game which results in an insult due to their lack of ability to use their "brain power"

Man1: yo JD don't go in you might die
JD: sorry I'm too ignorant to listen so i will go in and die
Man1: NO JD!!!!!!....
Man2: omfg Epic failure Bro
Man3: YOUR STUPIDITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS... EPIC FAILURE BRO

Epic Failure bro by Mahboii January 21, 2011

MM Failure 

This is know when a person is attacked by the Mexican Mafia on myspace/facebook game Mobsters. It refers to every time another person makes large claims, but is never backs up their claims.

"The guy is a pure MM failure, he never even attacked me back."

MM Failure by asmocon February 24, 2009

catastrophic failure

A sudden and total failure of some system from which recovery is impossible. The affected system not only experiences destruction beyond any reasonable possibility of repair, but also frequently causes injury, death, or significant damage to other, often unrelated systems.

No matter how much she wanted to deny it, she was a catastrophic failure.

catastrophic failure by Sasha Greene May 8, 2008

renal failure 

official term for when one or both of a persons kidneys fail.

Susan went into renal failure

renal failure by skylarskank June 26, 2008

Epic Failure 

1.When someone completely fails at life.

2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.

Any one of these will make you an Epic Failure.

1.Accepting the existance of World or Warcraft.

2.The thought of playing World of Warcraft.

3.Actualy playing World of Warcraft.

4.Failure to commit suicide.

5.Failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.

note: I actualy know someone that did #5

Epic Failure by Allrize April 29, 2008