Elonball

Elonball is Elon Musk‘s way of setting rules for Twitter. He makes up his own rules as he goes along & sometimes bans people for violating rules retroactively.

Have you read the new update? Musk’s playing Elonball again.

by Daniset December 18, 2022

Eyoon

Eyoon is a very loud individual that speaks louder than everyone else in the room. Everyone is very lucky to know an Eyoon because she is very tall and strong, with good leadership qualities. She is friends with almost every person you know, and hates cute animals. Most Eyoons have bulging muscles and lots of piercings and tattoos.

Eyoon is so buff! I wish I had her muscles. Amazing!

by audrey.carolyn December 19, 2022

Elon Coolade

A saying commonly repeated by people who don’t understand how SpaceX works

Coined by AlrightyDave it is used as copious for people who don’t believe the timelines or statistics reported by Elon Musk or SpaceX

Has been repeated over 570 times as of 1/31/2023

Starship launching in March? That’s Elon Coolade

Starship can take 150 tons to LEO? That’s Elon Coolade

by TheRealSheep5 January 31, 2023

Elon Musk#9

Eloni Musk#9 Urinal Cake fragrance smells like cheddar cheese broccoli, Tabasco sauce, pizza, popcorn and skunk.

Elon Musk#9 Urinal Cake is also available for under the lid of toilet seat of Elon-Gated American Standard thrones at your local Moose Lodge.

by [e-mail] February 16, 2023

Elongate

To invent a conspiracy about a rich person attempting to dismantle The System.

The press elongated a story about Musk making solar energy available for free to the masses.

by CosbyCorner April 30, 2023

Elon

Elon University is a selective university in the southern United States for rich, snobby kids from the north. Elon University is only for the rich kids of CEO's and company presidents. Almost everyone is from old money. Elon is one of the preppiest schools in the country. Elon students sport Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, Burberry, Prada and other expensive brands that only the privileged can afford. The girls are beautiful and dress up for their 8am classes. Even the slobs of the university would never be caught wearing pajamas to class. Elon's campus is like a country club. You will get to know almost everyone and will see them every day. Elon students thrive on gossip about money and who's dad bought them a new Italian villa. Most students have two or three homes, often in different countries. During the weekend students will be blackout drunk the entire time. Sandy's Bar is where students go clubbing near campus. BMWs, Mercedes and sports cars line the parking lot. Sometimes students forget which Land Rover is theirs.

"I go to Elon University. I am rich. I am better than you. I've got the money, the connections, the girls and the alcohol. Fuck the rest of you. You'll be working for me one day"

by Blake1723 January 29, 2009

Elon

"Elon" - inspired by the famous entrepreneur, chief designer, developer, innovator, disruptor, and the richest man on earth (for the long haul) Elon Reeve Musk, can be used in a number of ways.

Noun - Can be used instead of the otherwise popular name "Einstein"
Verb - To perfect or innovate or get shit done

"What do you think, you're Elon?"

"She just Eloned that whole project and completed before deadline"

by RizBurgundy January 21, 2021