ur non existent dad

oh my god its your dad oh wait he doesnt exist. (tur: matt doesnt have a dad) Mat: oh wow we have something in common!!11!

ur non existent dad doesnt exist 😱😱😱😱

by MatMannn_ December 7, 2022

UK Existence

The uk existence is how long the uk has existed for

This is the coldest winter there is in the uk existence

by That 1 Ginger December 8, 2022

already-existing coffee

Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.

"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."

"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."

by skipmendler December 22, 2022

worst setter in existence

nova

You’re like the worst setter in existence

by ballclingerstretcher9000 September 11, 2023

Mug that is non-existent

just... see the get the get the word Mug

(just having a bit sense of humour)

A: Hey, did you see this thing called Mug that is non-existent Mug on the Urban dictionary ?
B: Ye.

by Nomias July 19, 2023

existence

Refer to life, existence is also a disease. The disease cannot spread, but anything, anyone has this disease since they were first welcomed to this cruel world. Oh, you Karen think YOUR ANTI-VAXX METHOD is gonna save you from this thing? WRONG. YOU’RE DEAD WRONG. In fact, even if you were vaccinated, you can’t get away from it anyways. It kills people slowly, but have a 100% fatality rate, there was no cure, there is currently no cure, and there will be no cure for this disease. How long this disease takes to kill a host is based on the host itself. A plastic piece can last to 100 years while a college student stuck in student loans takes as much as 14 years. It is the main reason for depression and almost any other diseases.

“Oh hey dude you got existence right?”
“Yeah that blows man i hate existence”

by Lemon_is_good April 17, 2020

Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020