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emotional erection

When you have a personality crush on a friend, but are not physically attracted to them.
I love talking to you. You give me an emotional erection.
by leftcomic March 23, 2017
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Education Erection

Describing a person who is overly excited about school.
John is so into his Sociology class it makes me sick. He has a major education erection.

Joe got his grades back and he couldn't hide his education erection over how well he did.
by Life1ess January 27, 2010
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Erection Direction

When some dude pops a woody and someone else notices his rock hard yogurt cannon then said first party must identify the underlying cause of his unnaturally erect wang. This is the "erection direction".

Most people signify the erection direction, or ED, with a subtle finger. If you're feeling bold use your meat steak to point.
Woah...Isaac. You have a massive hard on right now. Wheres the ED?

Yeah the erection direction is right over there. *points at Mariah*
by Gabby Big D February 9, 2009
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brain erection

When you have a large problem, and you're stuck because you cannot figure out the answer. In which case the only thing to do is think about or preoccupy yourself with something else, and let your brain erection go limp so that you can go back to the problem in a fresh state of mind.
You: I've been working for hours and can't figure out this homework! It's too difficult, why would they give us something that's impossible to learn?

Friend: Dude chill out you just have a massive brain erection. It needs to go limp, just go play with your pet squirrel for a bit.

(Later)

You: Hey this homework makes sense now!
by roboticsnail August 6, 2011
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democratic erection

1. The result of being a little too fond of politics...
2. An erection created by the people, for the people
3. Any prick who argues politics and tries to recruit people to join the party
democratic erection, erection, democrat, politics, voting, politicians
by potatoesoriley October 20, 2011
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poop-erection

Having hard poop slowly come out of your anus and gradually get bigger until it is too heavy for your anus to hold.
Jonny had a huge poop-erection after eating 3 banana's.
by Ciel June 1, 2006
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clitoral erection

Clitoral erection is a physiological
phenomenon where the clitoris becomes enlarged and firm. Clitoral erection is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular and endocrine factors, and is usually, though not exclusively,
associated with sexual arousal.
by lovemehatemebytchez March 3, 2014
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