What ever beats your meat

A saying just like, what ever floats your boat, but in a sexual manner.

Dude, that girl looks ugly, but what ever beats your meat i guess...

by Kar-Man May 8, 2010

for freakin ever

The length of time it takes from the moment a definition is submitted to Urban Dictionary until it actually appears on the site.

Me: Damn man! I sent some really kick ass definitions to Urban Dictionary. How freakin long does it take for them to show up anyway?

You: For freakin ever.

by daverpdx May 4, 2007

worst premade ever

a group of individuals that are "really good at playing games". they make funny video compilations to show how "good" they are at games. there are 4 main people on this group. one named Cath, one named Ellis, one named Alex, and one named Jake.

have you seen worst premade ever on twitch yet, they are the "best" at gaming.

by jordangaming1234567 October 22, 2020

nobody ever pays me in gum

something said when a person feels left out of a situation; when a bunch of other people get something and one person is left out; refers to trident layers commercial

John- hey Jill you look awesome today

Jill- Hey Jack you look pretty good yourself

Bob- Nobody ever pays me in gum!

by Ike Antfly October 1, 2010

Ebert

Strong in mind and body. Loyal and well respected. Very friendly and has a sence of humor. A not well known name, but unique and has a nice rythem to it.

Use 1: There goes Ebert, winning all smiles.
Usage 2: That man has ebert in him!

by Okyes December 3, 2016

The Siskel and Ebert

When hooking up with a girl, you insert one thumb in her anus and the other in her vagina. (Two thumbs up!)

Krishelz told me that Holly was feeling kinky so he gave her The Siskel and Ebert!

by Krishelz Mendoza January 6, 2008

Siskel & Ebert

To stick one's thumbs up another person's butthole.

If I were you, I'd give this definition two thumbs up.

by bigtones January 20, 2005