A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.
When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.
by Thatonedirtymindedfriend April 20, 2020
by Martin Luther king jr December 03, 2019
Noun - A child born of incest (aka mommy and daddy are siblings), probably gonna have genetic issues.
Adjective - milky
Adjective - milky
"Did those sibling janitors have a kid together? Cause that boy looks like a milk dud!"
"Wow dem boyz is milky !!"
"Wow dem boyz is milky !!"
by Redwii6959 April 12, 2016
by kress722 April 04, 2024
by Slowbreezy February 17, 2021
When you masturbate for like forever but when you finally ejaculate no semen comes out.
Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!
Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!
"Maaan I wanked for hours yesterday but when I finally felt I was gonna pop, nothing came out!"
"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"
"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"
by Ulgubulgu February 05, 2020
A person who is incapable of cashing out while playing online slots , or is too greedy to do so until it's all gone !
by TimelessSkyGod March 18, 2024