Dr. Tran

America's #1 commodity from America! He is one of Leland the cough drop's friends, and has starred in over 30,000 movies all by himself. Such as, "3, 2, 1, Dr. Tran," "Operation: Dr. Tran," "Oh Shit, It's Dr. Tran," "'Q' is For Dr. Tran," and many, many more. He sells ice from a store outside his house, and has had many adventures with his friend Hotel Soap. He has his own fan mail show, and he owns a Ph.D. in KICKING YOUR ASS! And he will kill your mother with a broken lawn chair.

Dr. Tran: "I'm not a moccodity!"

by Sora2767 July 10, 2010

tl;dr

Literally, "Too long; didn't read"

Said whenever a nerd makes a post that is too long to bother reading.

"omg you postwench. i can only say one thing in response - tl;dr"
"tl;dr...why dont you give up on your unabridged edition of War and Peace or at least stop posting it here?"

by DisgruntledJoe November 20, 2003

Dr Dre

The man who started the whole gangsta shit

Dr Dreis the best producer

by Beotch! November 21, 2003

Dr. Beat

The most annoying metronome ever created. Includes loud obnoxious clicks and some wierd lady counting.

During rehersal Dr. Beat was so loud that even cross country complained

by PieGuy1691 October 16, 2008

Dr J

Julius Erving. One of the best NBA players of all time. Invented the slam dunk

Dr J is the best basketball player

by Killa from Manila August 3, 2007

dr. phil

The bald madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those who seek his guidance. Was at one time Oprah's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass.

Whenever people ask me for advice, I simply apply what I've learned from Dr. Phil: I yell at them and tell them how stupid and lazy they are and how all of their problems are their fault.

by Oprah March 11, 2003

Dr Google

A person medically qualified by Google's search engine to diagnose symptoms of sickness.

Mrs. Smith: My son has Dengue fever. I searched it on Google.

Dr. James: Really? That's what Google says? Send him to emergency immediately!

Dr. James: *note to self: Mrs. Smith's Son is fine. Mrs. Smith however has a case of Dr Google.

by biLLiDinHo/fLaVinHA April 18, 2009