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Get the douchebag mug.The faith/religion of universal douchebagaknights. They all run the douchebagathon. They all study douchebagology.
by Cory G. B April 2, 2008
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To do something to someone else that was uncalled for and stupid, thus making yourself look like a total douche
If douchebag is the noun, then this is the verb.
If douchebag is the noun, then this is the verb.
by Trisepticon 4 July 6, 2009
Get the Douchebag Move mug.Aptly describes the multiplication of Douchebags at a party your hosting. This exponential reproduction usually takes place via txt message or phone call.
Your party begins with 70 people you know and ends with 300 you don't.
Things that are often broken or defaced by those caught up in the douchebag effect include but are not limited to:
Broken Stairs
Broken Floors
Broken Fridges
Broken Windows
Broken Couches
Broken Tables
Broken Speakers
Blood on the walls
Towels used as Toilet Paper
Walls spray painted on
Windows tagged
Stolen Laptops
Stolen Ipods
Stolen Booze
The playing cards you were using to play drinking games with said douchebags in an attempt to make it somewhat enjoyable....... stolen.
Beds peed on
Fire hydrants broken and parts tossed onto your roof.
Your party begins with 70 people you know and ends with 300 you don't.
Things that are often broken or defaced by those caught up in the douchebag effect include but are not limited to:
Broken Stairs
Broken Floors
Broken Fridges
Broken Windows
Broken Couches
Broken Tables
Broken Speakers
Blood on the walls
Towels used as Toilet Paper
Walls spray painted on
Windows tagged
Stolen Laptops
Stolen Ipods
Stolen Booze
The playing cards you were using to play drinking games with said douchebags in an attempt to make it somewhat enjoyable....... stolen.
Beds peed on
Fire hydrants broken and parts tossed onto your roof.
Nathan: "Hey Tom you recognize any of these 150 people in our living room?"
Tom: "Nope."
Ryan: "They stole my beer and broke our fridge."
Nathan: "Friggin douchebag effect."
Tom: "Nope."
Ryan: "They stole my beer and broke our fridge."
Nathan: "Friggin douchebag effect."
by TheFormer360Boyz April 7, 2009
Get the Douchebag Effect mug.A name that is used to refer to someone who is beyond any name you can think of. Has the whole 'Douchebag' concept to them and then some. Short and sweet, and covers all areas that you can't quiet find that right word to say about this person.
For short references you can usedbf. You can use it as freely as you want in front of this douchebag face and they will never know.
For short references you can usedbf. You can use it as freely as you want in front of this douchebag face and they will never know.
So I know this guy, and he's the biggest DBF ever.
You're such a douchebag face.
What a douchebag face!
Brenna: I can't stand him, he thinks he's God's gift to earth...
Steph:...when he really is only a douchebag face. It's okay.
You're such a douchebag face.
What a douchebag face!
Brenna: I can't stand him, he thinks he's God's gift to earth...
Steph:...when he really is only a douchebag face. It's okay.
by Stephaknee August 1, 2009
Get the Douchebag Face mug.1) A guy who is full of themselves. An egotist.
2)A party crasher or anyoune else who comes along to spoil a mood.
2)A party crasher or anyoune else who comes along to spoil a mood.
by Miskatonic Jack 2 June 28, 2010
Get the douchebag mug.The term "douchbag" generally refers to a male with any number of characteristics not associated with one particular region or age demographic. Douchebag is a combination of attitude qualities, social ability, and attire.
In terms of geography douchebags can be found nearly anywhere. For instance, douchebags can be seen in New Jersey where fake diamond earrings, frosted spiked hair, Razor phones, half a can of Axe, unbuttoned collared shirts, Fossil watches, overly groomed chinstraps, backwards colored Yankee hats with the sticker still attached and 2002 Mustangs are considered "tight." At the same time douchebags are also plentiful in the Southwest where on any given Wednesday night on frat row in Tempe you can find males who find it "sweet shit" to wear pink collared shirts, while donning the following attire: pukka-shelled necklaces, fake skater shoes, have some variation of an Asian symbol tattoo on their shoulder or back, wear a Hurley hat that sits cockeyed on their head, throw various fake gang signs during pictures and drive their dad's old white 1997 convertible M3 BMW. They also generally find the length of time one drinks while doing a "keg-stand" directly correlates with the amount of pussy one can get.
As mentioned douchebags transcend not only various geographical locations, but age demographics as well. For instance, douchebags are quite often seen just south of Sarasota, FL as evidenced by 45 year old men who still wear Oakley's, shave their chests, wear shirts that read "ride" on the front and "me" on the back, and think its cool to wear white K-Swiss'. They are usually on first name basis with the girls at Hooters, and think white T-shirt contests with 1/2 half-off Margaritas are better than a baseball game with $1 beers. At the same time, we can see young 21 year old douchebags in West L.A. who still think that Dolce Gabana belt buckles, and fo-hawks are "pimp shit."
In terms of behavior douchebags have an over-inflated sense of self worth, lack the social ability to interact with non-douchebags, and have tricked their minds into thinking that they "get mad pussy." The irony is that they very rarely get pussy, but amazingly have the amazing propensity to talk quite often about allegedly getting it.
In terms of geography douchebags can be found nearly anywhere. For instance, douchebags can be seen in New Jersey where fake diamond earrings, frosted spiked hair, Razor phones, half a can of Axe, unbuttoned collared shirts, Fossil watches, overly groomed chinstraps, backwards colored Yankee hats with the sticker still attached and 2002 Mustangs are considered "tight." At the same time douchebags are also plentiful in the Southwest where on any given Wednesday night on frat row in Tempe you can find males who find it "sweet shit" to wear pink collared shirts, while donning the following attire: pukka-shelled necklaces, fake skater shoes, have some variation of an Asian symbol tattoo on their shoulder or back, wear a Hurley hat that sits cockeyed on their head, throw various fake gang signs during pictures and drive their dad's old white 1997 convertible M3 BMW. They also generally find the length of time one drinks while doing a "keg-stand" directly correlates with the amount of pussy one can get.
As mentioned douchebags transcend not only various geographical locations, but age demographics as well. For instance, douchebags are quite often seen just south of Sarasota, FL as evidenced by 45 year old men who still wear Oakley's, shave their chests, wear shirts that read "ride" on the front and "me" on the back, and think its cool to wear white K-Swiss'. They are usually on first name basis with the girls at Hooters, and think white T-shirt contests with 1/2 half-off Margaritas are better than a baseball game with $1 beers. At the same time, we can see young 21 year old douchebags in West L.A. who still think that Dolce Gabana belt buckles, and fo-hawks are "pimp shit."
In terms of behavior douchebags have an over-inflated sense of self worth, lack the social ability to interact with non-douchebags, and have tricked their minds into thinking that they "get mad pussy." The irony is that they very rarely get pussy, but amazingly have the amazing propensity to talk quite often about allegedly getting it.
Example 1:
Person One: Yo--did you see that guy wearing the Abercrombie hat and leather jacket park his crotch rocket right in front of the bar, and rev his engine for 15 seconds?
Person Two: You mean the guy who ordered 25 "Jag-bombs"? Yea, that guy was a fucking douchebag
Real life doucebags: Keven Federline, Nick Lachey, any dude on The Hills, most of New Jersey,
Person One: Yo--did you see that guy wearing the Abercrombie hat and leather jacket park his crotch rocket right in front of the bar, and rev his engine for 15 seconds?
Person Two: You mean the guy who ordered 25 "Jag-bombs"? Yea, that guy was a fucking douchebag
Real life doucebags: Keven Federline, Nick Lachey, any dude on The Hills, most of New Jersey,
by Matthew Hiler April 7, 2008
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