doof

Doof is food backwards. The term is used to distinguish doof from actual food.

Doof is the the stuff sold to go in your mouth refined from food, usually designed and engineered to cause you to crave more of it, usually through salt, sugar, fat, convenience, or other engineering.
Mike: I can't stop eating all this doof! I know it makes me fat and feel horrible, but I just keep wanting it!

Josh: That's because it's designed that way - here, have some real food. It'll make you feel better.
by nacleus May 01, 2020
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James is such a massive DOOF!
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Hwo threw a doof?
Someone doofed in here!
I had to doof..
by sinusman January 27, 2020
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Get that doof out of your diet, it will make you sick.
by APK- February 13, 2022
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To walk funny like an overweight senior citizen; to act as one throwing his head back to pip out a laugh; to act as one that says 'wha' instead of 'what'.
Doofy dan, Doofy dan, you got a big ass head
by Ben May 31, 2003
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'DÖ-o-f': Verb - a term used to indicate a person is hitting either:

1 - a juul e-cigarette

2 - a joint of marijuana

Ex-

"AYEEeee bro, let me doof it?!?"

"What up bro, you doofin'?"

"We doofin' it up tonight baby!"
"AYEEeee bro, let me doof it?!?"

"What up bro, you doofin'?"

"We doofin' it up tonight baby!"
by benyellow August 01, 2017
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A doof Is a dumb ass who can’t do anything right.

By Glorious notorious
Example think of Phineas Ferb Perry the platypus versus Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz is dumb because he can’t beat the fucking platypus.
by Glorious notorious December 02, 2020
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