Doof

a whore, a slut, and a bitch, but just a nicer way to say it
can also be said to animals as gross ugly or fat or stupid

ur such a doof
hey! that’s mean

by hoe ass bitch 🥵🖤 December 15, 2019

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having sex with a hairy middle eastern boy

i waa doofing last night

by anonymous February 4, 2025

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Name of love given to a boy when he willingly screws up repeatedly, to signify that he is being stubborn but his father still loves him.

"Hey Doof, how about next time we don't take our $75 Buzz Lightyear in the bath tub?"

by Wordyman February 6, 2010

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food backwards

When a fat person sees food the will yell DOOF

by Christina.. September 25, 2023

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a dilly doof is someone that is remarkably silly or stupid in a funny way. Take the old english word for remarkable, dilly and combine it with the german doof (short for doofus), or a stupid person, and you have a remarkably silly person, a dilly doof.

Think of the main character in the movie Elf, 'oh nooo, I am such a dilly doof'. A husband that forgets to put down the toilet seat, 'dammit I am such a dilly doof'. Guy locks himself out of his own car... mumbles 'dilly doof' under his breath.

by VanBoardBike March 17, 2021

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