doof

Ugly-ass member of the dooficial Doof Clenas Motorcycle collective who smells like vomit and drips of human excrement. Also known to have a brain the size of a coffe bean. Doofs are known to constantly make fools out of themselves trying to prove they have a brain larger than an almond sliver, but are always put in their rightful place by their arch-enemy, the GazintA's

That doof needs to take his weekly bath. His body odor is as foul as his breath today

by GazintA June 4, 2012

Doof

When you/someone farts.

Hwo threw a doof?
Someone doofed in here!
I had to doof..

by sinusman January 27, 2020

Doof

The opposite of food

Get that doof out of your diet, it will make you sick.

by APK- February 13, 2022

Doof

To walk funny like an overweight senior citizen; to act as one throwing his head back to pip out a laugh; to act as one that says 'wha' instead of 'what'.

Doofy dan, Doofy dan, you got a big ass head

by Ben May 31, 2003

Doof

The act of drinking on the roof

The burly men climbed out the window to doof.

by BurlyBear April 26, 2011

Doof

Another word for a vape

Bro can I have rip of your doof?

Let me schpank your doof

by Schpank August 31, 2021

doof

When your friends start to act dumb, they become a "doof"

Ex. Sam and Angela need to stop being doofs right now.

by ihatesamandangela August 5, 2014