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Deli Dockling

The act of two men placing their uncircumcised penis’ in each end of a deli sandwich tip to tip. The proceeding of meat on meat on meat creating a new condiment completes the beautiful ballad.
When Dave and Jon were found deli dockling their general foreman was unusually upset.
by BeerSaucer May 31, 2021
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alexander duckleeng

attracts the owl yeaster.
alexander duckleeng: chat..
by poopoo pee peeppo September 16, 2023
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Pickle My Dickle

Regional Slang from rural Scotland used to agree that a statement is funny
Person 1: ... and that’s why I’ll never go to Aldi’s again!

Person 2: ahahaha pickle my dickle yeh
by Ollie Curry October 23, 2019
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dickless

usually a male, with a lifted truck from orange county. dickless because the height of their truck compensates for the lack of size in the bulge. they drive brand new full sized trucks that are raised high enough to the point of stupidity. will also never see dirt or mud, which is typically the point of lifting a truck. instead they drive it around to look badass when infact they are far from.
"how is the weather up there you dickless fuck?"
by jayare October 4, 2005
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Dickless

A character in a joke.
They called him dickless because he didn't have a dick.
One time he heard that this woman after her husband left for work would go get a pickle and put it in a knothole in the floor and fuck with it.
So he paints his dick green and climbs under the house and sticks his dick up through that knothole in the floor. The woman thinks his dick is a pickle and starts fucking with it. He was having a good time till her husband comes back from work early and pulls into the driveway.
She tries to get it out of the knothole but can't do it.
So she kicks the pickle under the bed.
Did you hear the one about dickless.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009
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dickle fickle

by funksterhipsterpunkster November 6, 2003
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Docken

A made up word that can mean anything. No seriously, it originated from sailors (not pirates) that are totally pimp, and when someone asks, "Hey, what's up sailor?" in a weird voice, the reply would be "I'm docken." Which means it's going good.

It's sort of like how people say, "What's up, dawg?" and the reply is "Chillin'" or something like that. You can use it even if your ship isn't docked or anchored.

The coolest part about all of this is that you don't even have to be a sailor to use this word. Everyone can use it! Ninjas, Space Aliens, Illegal Aliens, Legal Aliens, Ninja Assassin's, Homies, Bros and even Super Mario!
LONG EXAMPLE:

Jason: Hey Erin, how's you day going?

Erin: It's docken. How about yours, you sick twisted sailor?

Jason: It's pretty dang freezin.

Erin: Wow, you've just used a term that's interchangeable with chill!

Jason: I believe I have. Since I am such a docken man, we shall proceed to sail, dancing and singing to the song I'm on a boat!

Erin: Oh yeah!

SHORT EXAMPLE:

Dokken is the sailor version of chill, except you don't have to be a sailor to use it.
by Ninja J November 25, 2009
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