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Whore Dish

A normal plate of food, witho ne catch. It has a girls pussy juices cooked into it.
Man who just woke up after having sex with a Slostitute: Hey hun, I just made a whore dish for breakfast!

Girl who got knocked up: I better not find any ovaries in my eggs!
by WHY am I alive??? April 4, 2009
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Dish Pic

Sending a woman a picture of an elaborate dish you've just cooked in the hopes of getting her in the mood
"Braised some short ribs, reduced the cooking liquid to a fine sauce, and served it over risotto. Sent the bitch a dish pic of it so she can see how I should be her boyfriend."
by Bob Blueberries September 3, 2014
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Dish Dodger

Someone who always tries to escape dish duty. In a family, a child may often use the excuse that he has uncompleted homework, which implies its a more pressing matter than helping clean the kitchen or dishes.
My friend became a dish dodger after he told his parents he had to finish math homework.
by racergamer February 22, 2015
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dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid
i hate having dish issues
by Sexydimma September 23, 2016
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dish worker

Usually a strange type of retarded person, usually late 30 to early 70s. always talking about the latest Ds hand held gaming system and Pokemon. They can be found hitting on any female that will look at them. If they are hood, expect them to show 15-60 minuets late each shift.
Oh look, here comes the dumb ass dish worker.
by SoundGod99 November 23, 2015
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Drying the dishes

When someone is getting it on with someone but then mentions something stupid or inappropriate that immediately ends everything.
Drying the dishes - saying something that turns the other person off immediately.

K was trying to go to second base with L but then mentioned the time of puking near this spot because of a party.
by Reparatiepilsje July 6, 2019
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Dish Fucker

Slang term for dish detergent pods.
If you go to the store pick up more dish fuckers, I just used the last one
by GrumpyMonk May 13, 2020
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