dingle net

The end product after a prolonged period of wet farting where the fart juice dries into a crust mixed with the butthairs, creating a net-like quagmire.

Jesus! I just took a shit and it ripped through my dingle net! My cornhole is sorer than a motherfucker!

by Bill B. July 4, 2005

Dinges

A thing, thingamabob, whatzit, whatchamacallit or whatsizname

When is dinges coming around?

by Panatlantica January 26, 2009

dingle

small woods containing a stream or a brook among the streets of the town of Longmeadow

Kelly asked Dana if she wanted to go down to the dingle and hang out.

by dankel shakeeane October 8, 2006

Dingle Felt

A person in a class setting acting in a manner in which he/she will provoke a teacher or student to become confused or angered.

Alex quit annoying Josh Kelly by being such a Dingle Felt.

by Angela's_fav_chemist March 4, 2009

dingle poo cat

Dingle poo cat is a cat only found in Paeroa, New Zealand. It is a cat with 3 legs with clumps of feces on its bum.

dingle poo cat is A cat only found in Paeroa, New Zealand. It is a cat with 3 legs with clumps of feces on its bum.

by grogansandwich October 18, 2010

dinge

Mildly pejorative term for an African-American

I was walking along and aksed, "Do you know that dinge over there?"

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

dingaling

The dangled male organ of copulation.

"I like to play with my dingaling, dingaling, dingaling.. i like to play with my dingaling.. all day long."

by ernesto November 18, 2003