butter delivery device

Something, usually low/medium quality bread, that you eat only because you can put butter on it.

No, use the other bread for the sandwiches. This bread is just a butter delivery device.

by Balls2Wall January 16, 2023

ego device

Any machine, contraption or creation that functions or has a functionality that only activates when you specifically interact with it.

"This ego device will only activate when I say "Machine, turn on.""
"The ego device is coded to my fingerprint, it's not opening for anyone else."

by thevibesinquestion April 6, 2024

Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

Fu assholes

Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

by Spun Sideways July 7, 2018

P.D.A. device

A pocket-sized mini-computer where you store da names and contact-info of all da hot chicks you know who are willing to majorly make out wif you literally anywhere, even if others are watching.

My buddy and I accidentally swapped our P.D.A. devices, and so we ended up snuggling and smooching wif each other's blinky-eyed-damsel soulmates. It was actually kinda fun, though, since we each got to experience da luscious feminine-companionship joys dat da other was blessed wif.

by QuacksO July 19, 2023

\.\globalroot\device\condrv\kernelconnect

In 2020 a bug was found where if you went to this directory on chrome/firefox/edge it would crash your system.

A: Hey, have you seen the \.\globalroot\device\condrv\kernelconnect bug?
B: Let's wake up and say \.\globalroot\device\condrv\kernelconnect to eachother.

by Emre_exe May 25, 2024