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expresso your stresso and depresso

when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been
i want you to expresso your stresso and depresso
by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018
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depressed

true: being hollow and alone, believing that you are alone

false: being sad after being dumped, told off, or gaining weight.
true: "I dont understand it, I never have fun with my friends anymore."

false: "OMG! I AM SO DEPRESSED! Jake said I was a bitch and dumped me last night"
by Krizz July 30, 2004
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COD depression

When you suck at COD and it ruins your entire day.
COD depression:

Joe you wanna go watch the game?
No my life is ruined I just went 5 and 16
by eric1829 January 25, 2010
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smiling depression

a term not largely known among people.
it is commonly described when you are so depressed inside yet you hide these aching emotions and appear to be happy and chipper to others. many people may confuse smiling depression with other things or may just classify it as being depressed but in fact it varies largely from being depressed.

in addition to being depressed: feeling numb inside, having a constant feeling of worthlessness, and not knowing what to do in life, when you are dealing with smiling depression people become even more confused from the constant role play of being happy to others. people with smiling depression want to get better but do not know what to do to console others, and most likely the disease of smiling depression must go away naturally because no one will help out the individual. seeing that no one knows of the persons true depressing thoughts.
"oh look at elaine she is always so happy!"

elaine's inner thoughts:"if only others knew how i truly felt. why do i always to showcase smiling depression? and not be able to show my true self"
by xxdefeatedxx. August 11, 2008
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Depressmas

Man I'm having such a depressmas.
by DJJW December 20, 2008
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Depresturbation

The act of occupying oneself during an otherwise overwhelming stressful or depressing situation (hence the name) using manual stimulation onto one's sexual endowments; in a simple sense, depressed masturbation.
Dude did you see Michael after his father's death?
Ah yeah, he's executing the depresturbation technique.
by Matres May 7, 2013
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Depressed

Me.
by agmillss January 13, 2019
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