deez nuts

nutsack that has some balls in it known as deez nuts

i got to tell eileen about that

eileen who?

i leen back so you can see deez nuts

by MOOSHOO PORK September 29, 2004

deez nuts

The logical extension, which replaces the former expression "in your face", which is superior in that it give specific information about WHAT is in your face. It is indicated in such a way as to imply that a bold act of superiority indicates, or more precisely, is a result of, superior genitalia.

Upon dunking a basketball on someone, and in the process dragging your nuts across his face:

DEEEZ NUTS!

by Brock Way April 26, 2004

deez nuts

1. To punk out a friend (or fellow military buddy)
2. To grab one's "package" to emphasize a point

Person A: Have you talked to Sergeant Botha?
Person B: Sergeant Botha?
Person A: Botha deez nuts in your mouth, biatch!

Person A: Where is Captain Dees?
Person B: Captain Dees?
Person A: Deez nuts in your mouth!

Person A: Have you seen Phillip?
Person B: Phillip who?
Person A: Phillip on deez nuts!

by The Grizzle November 11, 2008

Deez Ligma

When you are an idiot that tries to Deez nuts a person and make lig der ballz

YOOO, Joe Deez Ligma Joe: Saim BRAO

by Shebsei September 17, 2021

deez_nutz109

Deez_nutz109 is the most hottest person ever I love her so much she makes amazing content (also one of my favorite moots)

Deez_nutz109 is MOMMY SORRY MOMMY SORRY MOMMY 😩

by Ilikehotpeople77 September 24, 2021

Deez Biden

Joe Biden's wife. Old name was Deez Nuts before marriage.

Deez Biden is heartbroken after Gurjaap stole her husband

by DeezBiden May 22, 2022

deez nutz

The only accceptable definition is my balls

Ex. 1
JZ: Do you want two CDs?
DG: What two CDs?
JZ: To SEE DEEZ NUTZ!

Ex. 2
Ralph: Hey, how are you?
DG: Good, you?
Ralph: DEEZ NUTZ
(notice the obscurity and seemingly irrelevent use of the term by Ralph, this is fairly typical for Ralph)

by Team Queens December 14, 2008