Stupid deaf fuck

A person who’s so fucking deaf and stupid that he might as well not exist.

Person A: “Yo dude have you seen Dylan, he scored 30/100 for his math test”
Person B: “He’s just a stupid deaf fuck with moody ass teeth. Bet he couldn’t even hear his teacher teach him”

by Sussysausage January 7, 2024

Mentally Deaf

Someone who wants your help or wants to talk but does not listen to a thing you say or try to remember it
(cont.) Someone who has no clue what's good for them or not
Dumb Ignorant

I tried helping her the other day but she didn't listen, ugh, she's mentally deaf I swear

by BigPapaPeenMan April 7, 2019

Tone Deaf by Eminem

You know it's an ear rape of a song when it starts with the words: "I have an ear infucktion and I cunt finger it out." Eminem claim's its his alter ego's fault but like how could anyone make this blunder of a song. "I can make orange rhyme with banana, bornana." FUCKING BORNANA???? We know he can do better than this. I know Eminem was calling out to gen z and all but this bad of a song cannot be expected from Eminem. The lyric video was tolerable but the music is basically a 5 minute intro to a song that never starts. THE BEATS NEVER KICK IN.

How do you legally kill a person?
Make him listen to Tone Deaf by Eminem.
"I can't understand a word you say"
"This way I think I prefer to stay"

by Aaditya Kaushik's secret lover April 22, 2022

partially deaf

someone who is not completely deaf, nor hearing.

Sorry sir, she is not ignoring you she is partially deaf

by I Can't Hear You Media YT February 7, 2021

Tone deaf

Not being aware of how you may sound/come across

girl one: bitch what are you on
girl 2: no need to get rude
girl 1: no ones getting rude what?
girl 2: you must be tone deaf

by Notursluv August 14, 2024

tempature deaf

It is when someone feels no/little/opposite tempature

Person A: Oh my gosh it's freezing in here!!
Person B: No its actually kind of hot.
Person A: No it isn't! Your tempature deaf!

by JoemamaHATER420 May 31, 2023

Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .

Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.

by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010