Tone deaf

Has the most lyrical, musical and majestic voice in the world. Could make beyonce cry tears of Joy.

Waleed's voice is so amazing. I think he's tone deaf!!

by ilikechickennuggets4 September 18, 2018

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Cum deaf

The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;

When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.

Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.

Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.

by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023

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The Deaf Mute

When she’s blowing you, you cum in her mouth pop the cum balloon cheeks and it shoots out her nose. (Making it hard to speak and breath) Then, you take the nose cum and jam it in her ears!

Cheryl was blowing me so hard I accidentally gave her the deaf mute, by jamming the cum into her ears!

by Pissedoffeveryday February 4, 2023

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Stupid deaf fuck

A person who’s so fucking deaf and stupid that he might as well not exist.

Person A: “Yo dude have you seen Dylan, he scored 30/100 for his math test”
Person B: “He’s just a stupid deaf fuck with moody ass teeth. Bet he couldn’t even hear his teacher teach him”

by Sussysausage January 7, 2024

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Deaf Tummysticker

Unfortunate man who is coping with the hand he was dealt.
Lifelong Trauma lead to tummysticking.

Watch out for the deaf tummy sticker!
Did the deaf tummysticker get you?

by wildman1213 October 24, 2023

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Stupid Deaf Fuck

Refers to a person whose hearing is impaired and has an IQ below 70. Also can be used as an expression of anger towards someone whose mere existence is a mistake.

Friend 1: Yo dude, have you heard of Dylan?

Friend 2: Oh, you mean the stupid deaf fuck?

by Sussysausage November 23, 2023

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