Dave

Dave is the sexiest name known to man, Dave is used in the context of a spiders name ; the spider has to be thicc and hairy for it to class as a Dave
Gerrard:Guess what Harrie! A Dave was on my wall
Harrie: Are you sure it was a Dave.Was it thicc and hairy?
Gerrard:You bet, it crawled all over my face!
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A very bent man with no hair and can be found teaching geography in the uni of gayness
Bro he be a Dave
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Men who comment unnecessarily on the condition of a woman’s body
Man: ur fat

Suck a fat wienerrrrrrr, DAVE
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dave’s

dave’s is literally wendy’s but better. wendy didn’t do crap. PERIOD.
dave’s is so much better
wendy didn’t do crap
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Dave

An obscure reference to Toby Keith's "Not as good as I once was" song in which he yells "oh ddaaaavvveee!". However, taken to the next extreme with a group of friends to mean basically everything and everyone. Very annoying and nonsensical. Can also be used as David (pronounced as Dave-Ed) or most commonly used as OHDAVID!?
Aaron: Oh hey Dave, did you Dave that Dave last Thursdave?
Boris: OhDave! I totally Daved the Dave on Mondave Dave! Oh Dave!
Aaron: ohhhh! that's great Dave! Well next time save some Dave for Dave!
Boris: OHDAVID!?
by MomoShiggens March 18, 2009
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dave

To decline an invitation to a casual lunch accompanied by alcohol with work colleagues. But agree to meet for an alcoholic drink or several afterwards.

Usually a result of specific dietary requirements (i.e. kosher, lactose intolerance), previous lunch arrangements or laziness.
Sorry guys, I brought lunch today. I'll probably dave it.
by BroughtLunchToday September 02, 2010
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a very gay individual who loves a good dicking and he is very gay is in love with me men some daves are into ladies but most are gay,a man who has a small but throbbing penis dave is a nice dude but a very gay dude i respect daves keep being gay all u daves
pretty sure all daves are gay dude “yeah they are man haven’t u heard”
by cooldude12456 May 05, 2020
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