Dante is a sexy handsome man smells great has lots of money (MASSIVE COCK full size when he was born out the womb) muscular great at all sports pulls bitches ( hella bitches)
by DefinitelynotDante July 22, 2022
Get the Dantemug. When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.
by poopsiemanym January 15, 2024
Get the Dante's Divine Comedymug. by Swagmasterbigcock69 November 25, 2021
Get the Dante Ortizmug. The most funny and outgoing girl you’ll ever meet she’s the smartest ever and isn’t afraid to punch a bitch, definitely befriend her she’ll be your friend for life
by Mike mcdonald May 21, 2021
Get the Dantemug. The story of how the Capitol insurrectionists' legal teams realized that their best defense was to push Trump under the bus for inciting the insurrectionists to storm the Capitol.
Normal person 1. Hey, did you see how the treasonous insurrectionists are now rightfully blaming Trump for inciting them to be idiots?
Normal person 2. I sure did. It took four years, but we finally have Dante's Revenge.
Normal person 1. It is a fitting and karmic fate for the scum in chief that "...rejected spiritual values by yielding to bestial appetites or violence, or by perverting their human intellect to fraud or malice against their fellowmen."
Normal person 2. I sure did. It took four years, but we finally have Dante's Revenge.
Normal person 1. It is a fitting and karmic fate for the scum in chief that "...rejected spiritual values by yielding to bestial appetites or violence, or by perverting their human intellect to fraud or malice against their fellowmen."
by The Original Tankboy January 22, 2021
Get the Dante's Revengemug. A useless person, very annoying really just Dante but too many things show up. If your name is Dante you probably get into arguments, say things people don't like or don't know, and probably ruin an entire conversation.
by RedReed June 24, 2022
Get the DantEmug. by Life is the answer to death December 8, 2020
Get the Dantemug.