The name of a person who probably only lives on Mountain Dew and cheetos and sais things like "dope"
by Five hundred sixty seven January 30, 2017

nah dale is what you say to someone who either: killed a joke, said something stupid or is just a complete idiot
by atomiclard October 25, 2008

The act of calling your girlfriend, who is 7 months pregnant while she on bed rest in the hospital, to end your relationship with no real explanation. The Dale will then proceed to get herpes, move in with a whore and use drugs.
by Zzzxzxx May 30, 2017

A scale of 1-10 for rating girls. Girls will tend to acheieve a higher rating than usual on the Dale Scale, usually of +2. So a girl who is a 6 on a 'normal' scale, would achieve an 8 on the Dale Scale. Approximately, 90% of girls will acheive at least an 8.
by Sheeep fiddler June 30, 2010

Whenever I watched him racing in NASCAR, he was always starting some crap with someone out on the racetrack. If it wasn't another racer; he was complaining to NASCAR about how the cars wouldn't race or handle the way he wanted them to. He was a real whiner and a crybaby. He was nicknamed the intimidator because he was just exactly that: a bully and a cheater.
And NASCAR just handed him some wins; because they wanted to make it a cinderella story. (just like the Polish guy Kulwicki; who stole the 1992 Championship from Bill Elliott. Kulwicki didn't actually win; NASCAR rigged it for him...) He was the biggest phony in NASCAR; just like Alan Kulwicki and Jimmie Johnson.
Bill Elliott was the real unsung racer of old-school NASCAR; and the real NASCAR champion/record-breaker. The only reason Elliott didn't win as many championships; is because NASCAR rigged them for Earnhardt, Tim Richmond or Alan Kulwicki, or the Hendrick Racing Team. (I've been watching NASCAR since I was a little kid in the 1980s. if you don't believe that NASCAR races are payed or rigged to an extent; (conspiracy) for ratings, then you must be an idiot of sorts.)
Also, if it was the last lap, he would always do reckless bullshit like attempt to wreck or spin-out the racer in front of him; in order to gain a position or win. cheater
And everybody is just being nice because he died.
And NASCAR just handed him some wins; because they wanted to make it a cinderella story. (just like the Polish guy Kulwicki; who stole the 1992 Championship from Bill Elliott. Kulwicki didn't actually win; NASCAR rigged it for him...) He was the biggest phony in NASCAR; just like Alan Kulwicki and Jimmie Johnson.
Bill Elliott was the real unsung racer of old-school NASCAR; and the real NASCAR champion/record-breaker. The only reason Elliott didn't win as many championships; is because NASCAR rigged them for Earnhardt, Tim Richmond or Alan Kulwicki, or the Hendrick Racing Team. (I've been watching NASCAR since I was a little kid in the 1980s. if you don't believe that NASCAR races are payed or rigged to an extent; (conspiracy) for ratings, then you must be an idiot of sorts.)
Also, if it was the last lap, he would always do reckless bullshit like attempt to wreck or spin-out the racer in front of him; in order to gain a position or win. cheater
And everybody is just being nice because he died.
by Cliff Calvert February 21, 2018

Possibly related to the late ODB, however this guitar wielding, bourbon guzzling machine from the ghetto in Forestville is the only person I know who can be stopped by the police for looking like a homeless bum despite the fact he was going to university.
Small and hairy in appearance, can often be heard telling passers by "I know kung-fu" and enjoys relating every activity back to Judo.
Small and hairy in appearance, can often be heard telling passers by "I know kung-fu" and enjoys relating every activity back to Judo.
"man have a look at that homeless guy!"
"dude thats not a bum, its Dale"
"man my house smells like an abattoir after Dale being here last night. I told him to have a shower but he said no. I'm not sure if its the bootrons or if he carries a skunk in his undies. Damn that's hateful"
"judo lift"
"judo chop"
"dude thats not a bum, its Dale"
"man my house smells like an abattoir after Dale being here last night. I told him to have a shower but he said no. I'm not sure if its the bootrons or if he carries a skunk in his undies. Damn that's hateful"
"judo lift"
"judo chop"
by Petah November 15, 2004

To continuously stalk a member of the opposite sex whilst posing as a close personal friend and using the aforementioned guise in order to physically touch the subject of the stalking.
Sam: Hey bro have you seen Lewis getting all up on Molly's tits?
Max: Yeah man he's totally Doing The Dale
Max: Yeah man he's totally Doing The Dale
by Joben Jerrance June 9, 2013
