Customeering

Addressing a customer's requirements with software written by an engineering team in a very short timeframe leveraging a platform

The customeering on the project was excellent and made it successfulf

by ianthm June 21, 2022

Clustomer

An individual, group or company that employs your services but has no clue about what they need and have the tendency to always mess things up.

Bob is a nice guy, but is our worst clustomer.

by Quiver January 26, 2023

Custodes

Adeptus Custodes from Warhammer, the Emperor's gene-augmented bodyguards. Also known as giant, banana-shaped gold janitor bodyguards from Warhammer 40k.

Didn't the Custodes' Captain-General bang a Tau?

by Stormcatcher December 13, 2023

Cuntomer

A female customer that displays a rude and angry attitude. One that will never be happy with any level of service and is impossible to please.

I just hand packed a box to ship and gave this woman free boxes and bubble wrap, and she still wasn't pleased. What a cuntomer.

by Know balls January 2, 2024

customisability

it doesnt matter

just get an iphone android customisability doesnt matter

by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024

Customised pronouns

Unlike based pronouns like "he", "she", "it" and "they" or neopronouns from LGBTQ+, I've also created many customised pronouns that is based on the original ones.

Here's the list of my customised pronouns: Including:
Subjective / objective / possessive adjective / possessive pronoun / reflexive

thing, thing, things, things, thingself (dehumanising pronoun)
te, ter, tes, ters, terself (based on they/he/she)
two, twom, twos, twos, twoself (from "two")
ae, aem, aer, aers, aerself (based on "they")
I, Im, Ir, Irs, Irself (Based on the pronoun "I" but in third person, always capitalised)
urban, urbam, urbar, urbams, urbanself (from "urban")
dict, dim, dir, dirs, dictself (from "dict")
friend, friendem, friender, frienders, friendself (from "friend")
X, Xm, Xr, Xrs, Xrself (from the letter "X") "Xm" is pronounced as "ksim" and so on
gay, gaim, gair, gais, gayself (from "gay")
nig, nigm, nigr, nigrs, nigself (from the offensive "n-word" "nigm" is pronounced as "ni-gum"

by marcotoa October 24, 2025

leonie cüsters

A perfect girl...a best friend...she is always there for you and will make u happy when you are feeling bad....she is pretty and intelligent .
All the boys want her but friends and family are standing on her 1st place.

A: how can you describe the word perfect to someone
B: Leonie Cüsters

by Lina.250 December 30, 2016