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Custom

Something so absolutely rigged that only a true professional could accomplish that level of quality.
Did you see the way Marquis left that conduit hanging from the ceiling? That's custom. He's real custom.
by Oldschool88 August 14, 2021
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customer journey

You're on a customer journey, when you think you have a life, but you don't

The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense
"Boy, it's hassle, I'm on all those customer journeys and am way too poor to ever arrive".

"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."

"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."
by slowsunnyday November 11, 2017
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Customeering

Addressing a customer's requirements with software written by an engineering team in a very short timeframe leveraging a platform
The customeering on the project was excellent and made it successfulf
by ianthm June 21, 2022
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Big Dan's Tavern Customer

A Big Dan's Tavern Customer is the kinda guy who will cheer on a gang rape & give high fives to each other during like the 1987 movie The Accused with Jodie Foster. Probably knows Brock Turner.
Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.
by Paul from the Wonder Years. January 23, 2021
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Customer

A type of subhuman who goes into a 5v5 game as ashe and ends up with 0/12/1 and 2.3k damage in 30 minutes
-Hey did you win that 5v5 game?
-NO,our ashe was a customer
by HliasTrogloduths November 21, 2020
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Pretentious customer

Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!
A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.
by Linit March 29, 2017
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custom curse word

When a toy has an option to add a custom sound to it and some random kid yells "FUCK" in it and you cannot change it for some reason.
This custom curse word is a sword that shouts "FUCK" whenever it hits something.
by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024
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