Sleep on one cushion

Sleep on one side of your body. Has nothing to do with cushions.

I can't sleep on one cushion.

by Wewmagma May 30, 2021

show cushions

A cushion used for display purposes only. Also works for towels, rugs and other household furnishings that should have a purpose in life except to be awed at by its perfection.

Show cushions; Husband goes to sit down on the sofa after a long days work. Wife says "Take the cushions off before you sit down!! They are for show not your fat arse!!"

by Chainsaw-Charlie May 16, 2016

Cookie Cushion

The area above the female Public Bone.

AKA a Fupa.
See also Pansa.

"Go ahead and rest you head on my Cookie Cushion."

by CARRIED_AWAY October 18, 2024

Pushin’ the Cushion

Used in dirt track racing.

Used to describe someone who is racing their car on the top lane.

Dude, Brian Malcom was pushin’ the cushion last night at the track.

by Apoll0_ March 21, 2020

Cushion squish

When you take a shit under someone(s) couch cushions.

Person1: I heard thomas snuck into bryants house and gave him a cushion squish
Person2: Prolly took him a month to get rid of the smell

by BearEggs December 1, 2018

whoppee cushion

When there is an awkward moment, the words 'whoppee cushion' are muttered in the silence.

Was talking about Nathalie's party and then realised Emily wasn't invited and she was standing right there.. total whoppee cushion.

by geepc January 7, 2011

Cushion head

I head someone sits on /park they choochie

Alex has a cushion head …

by Tiktokduckermonkey September 27, 2022