When a dude comes in another dudes ass and proceeds to fart that cum into a vagina thus causing conception of a gay fart baby.
Me: "hey Andrew H. how where you conceived?
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"
by Recycle champ July 18, 2024
When you get your significant other to blow into your ass and without moving fart back into her mouth , repeat process
demarkusaun:What did you do last night with klushaundra?
Demandre: you ever heard of the Southern Whoopie Cushion?
Demandre: you ever heard of the Southern Whoopie Cushion?
by luckyman91 January 10, 2019
Was talking about Nathalie's party and then realised Emily wasn't invited and she was standing right there.. total whoppee cushion.
by geepc January 07, 2011
Is the act of squeezing and fitting/fixing ur head inside the vagina pussy where both flaps wrap around ur entire head.
She meat cushioned me last night!
Are you able to meat cushion a guy with ease ?
Are you into meat cushioning ?
Are you able to meat cushion a guy with ease ?
Are you into meat cushioning ?
by Iysyaboyskinnypenis October 23, 2017
by Skeeeeeyeeee January 18, 2024
A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.
Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of
dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I
made this morning.”
dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I
made this morning.”
by SmallBoyJohnson October 13, 2019
by Smushin Cushion God October 19, 2021