Spanish cousins

By dating a mans ex you become Spanish cousins.

Mike - hey Vince, how are you doing man?
Vince - good man, Mike right?
Mike - ya. I used to date your ex wife. We are basically related. They call that Spanish cousins man.

Vince - right...

by Emerald_lass May 7, 2013

rent-a-Clouseau

A security guard who falsely accuses somebody of malfeasance or wrongdoing and stubbornly defends this assumption.

I'm banned from that Safeway because the rent-a-Clouseau thinks I'm a shoplifter.

by James Conrad May 20, 2008

Demarcus Cousins

When you have a threesome with two chicks that are related, preferably cousins, hence the name. Any bros that happen to be around after a Demarcus Cousins is completed, are obligated to bow down.

Dude, I Demarcus Cousins 'ed the shit out of those chicks at the wedding reception last night.

Who knew those sisters would make for the greatest Deamrcus Cousins of my life!

by Eli.G July 9, 2012

butt cousins

Cousins or second cousins that are inappropriately affectionate to each other.

Cousins that butt fuck each other.

Hey, what are Aaron and Deanna doing over there?
Oh no, it's cool, they're butt cousins.

by Timeraner March 31, 2011

cousit

Human In-Between Relative. Not Man nor Woman relative, In-Between

Its not my cousin, its my cousit.
That thing isn't a man nor a girl, its a my cousit.

by Marc Comeau May 2, 2008

Ben Crouse

Ben Crouse, is a bitch ass Arabic nigga who likes to fart in your god damn face. His slut mom likes to yell at him while he's jacking off to his poop and pee fetish. He is also imfamously known for yelling "Joe mama" during an English class.

"Dude, is that the Ben Crouse? The one that yelled 'Joe mama' in class???"

"HELL YEAH IT IS, THIS IS WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"

"Bro, he's probably gay..."

by Alphacuremom69 May 25, 2020

Aunt Flo and Cousin Red

Menstrual Period

Man, I'm screwed because Aunt Flo and Cousin Red arrived yesterday.

by spldbrt89l July 2, 2009