wiki-cruise

Noun or Verb

1. A vacation in an often exotic or far away area of the world, but only via the internet.

2. To check something out on wikipedia, often in a drive-by, casual or cursory fashion.

I'm too poor to go on an actual cruise to Fiji, but I totally went on a wiki-cruise, and have been telling people at work that I've been there! I even took a few generic photos of me at the beach and have been playing it up like they're Fiji on facebook with facts about the food, animal life and whatnot.

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The GNP of Bolivia? One sec, let me wiki-cruise it.

by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010

Tom Cruised

When you are excessively excited. This can be for anything - a new love, a movie premiere, marrying a woman who could be your granddaughter, a fake religion, etc.

"I want to take a nap before the concert, but I'm just too Tom Cruised for it."

by feralwinky February 5, 2010

spooge cruise

a paper boat full of cum that you pour on an asian's face.

Launch the boat, don't dock the spooge cruise.

by D'Licioso April 1, 2003

Tom Cruise

A crazy-ass mother fucker who would sue for any reason possible.

"Hey, is that fudge-packer Tom Cruise?" - Mr. Garrison

"THAT'S IT! I'M SUING THIS ENTIRE INTOLERANT TOWN!!!" -Tom Cruise

by Want a Pickle? April 17, 2010

cruise ship

A huge ship full of nightclubs, restaurants, pools, and staterooms with gorgeous views. Cruises are basically a free pass to hook up with a different person every night and party 24/7 without being judged. It's great because you'll never see the girl who held your hair as you puked your guts out that one night, or the guys who had to watch, ever again.

Clueless peasant: What did you do for spring break?
Tanned rich kid: I went on a cruise.
Clueless peasant: Didn't you get bored being on a cruise ship for a whole week?
Tanned rich kid: Let's see, I went to a different island every day, partied till 4 AM every night, and was handed everything on a silver platter... yeah, it was awful.

by cruisechickkkk June 3, 2009

Ted Cruise

A murder spree.

After getting fired from his dead-end job, John took his old Cavalier out for a Ted cruise, leaving over 20 dead.

by RCM43 June 3, 2018

cruise the booze

Motivating for a party or social function. Often used when morale is low and people need to get fired up to get out of the house.

Hey you lazy asses, the party started an hour ago, lets cruise the booze!

by Dr. Yeppie October 15, 2008