Crossing the Universe

v. The act of ruining a Beatles song.

An all too common instance of crossing the universe:

Rodrigo: Did you see those drunk chicks singing the end of Hey Jude really loud and obnoxious?
Chad: Yeah, they totally crossed the universe...

by MagicalMysterySewer August 31, 2009

croissant slaying

Pulling a girl with really bad eczema. You are only croissant slaying if her skin is flaky like a croissant.

Dude, did you see John croissant slaying at breakfast, her dry skin went all over my food!

by chamberlain123 August 31, 2016

Railroad Crossing

When two guys are spit roasting a girl, and they both pull out at the same time, get on opposite sides of her and wave their dicks up and down while yelling “ding, ding, ding!”

After a good train, Jennifer really likes to see a ceremonious railroad crossing.

by ATLdiggs May 26, 2018

Your aunt a croissant

The deflection of 'Your grandpap a trap'

Jim - Your Grandpap a trap
Me - Your Aunt a croissant
Jim - O FUK

by Granny Debbie May 23, 2018

Chocolate Croissant

A prank where you place shit under the armpit of a sleeping girl and tickle her waist so she closes her arms and squeezes the shit into a croissant shape.

Randal gave stacy a chocolate croissant after she got too wasted

by TheCadet October 4, 2012

Crossing Shields

Similar to crossing swords, but for women.

Hey Stacy! Wanna pee on each other?

OF COURSE. I LOVE CROSSING SHIELDS!!!!!!

by AllOutBattle September 5, 2011

Crossings Christian School

A front for money laundering from semi-rich families that aren't rich enough to send their egotistical children who are either gay, incompetent, or actual shit heads. The small, white, most likely bi girls that attend the school are almost exact replicas of each other in appearance in fake personalities. It is almost as if they were manufactured in mass like Venezuela's inflation. The boys are also almost carbon copies of each other having long hair or mullets. It has been studied by our wildlife photographers that they can be caught either jerking off to their girlfriends or looking at NFTs to purchase. They will also obsess over the car they drive to school which was given to them by their parents as compensation for not having their mom or dad love them. If you ever wanted to be in a christian school, it's recommended you ask your local homeless man for guidance on that and stay far away from Crossings Christian School.

Rehabilitate your stupidity with sheer incompetence or shit at Crossings Christian School

by Nothing is here, keep scrollin January 20, 2022