Criminal Yapper

A person that is identified as a criminal and tries to claim innocence, would likely try to talk about how they were not guilty.

"Bro i swear to god i didn't steal that guy's underwear"
"Stfu Criminal Yapper"

by ToastHampter December 20, 2023

crimin

Obese women who like drownded rats like me

That’s a crimin

by Matthew Lumsden May 10, 2018

criminal yapper

A yapper who´s indentified as a criminal, likely is trying to talk about how he´s not guilty about the stuff he did

"Bro i swear to god i didn´t steal his vapes."
"Stfu criminal yapper"

by ToastHampter December 16, 2023

Fake criminal

Someone who takes psychiatry who never did anything picked out of a kindergarten class to take psychiatry just living their lives taking voltage supplement treatment one day got in trouble and woke up in jail while constipated side effect cussing

That's a fake criminal bro it's my psychiatrist

by Zachary O'Donnell March 18, 2025

There are a lot of criminals out there

Like Joey Diaz! Who is fucking awesome by the way! That's my judgement of him. 10/10 best criminals of all time and has the best crime stories!

Hym "There are a lot of criminals out there... Some of them are famous and rich and/or are judged favorably. Isn't that weird? Not that I have a problem with that. Which is why I have adopted the Daniel Cho method of creating success where I just do whatever I want until someone gives me 1 million dollars! Not necessarily crimes, but like... Becoming an ethereal and malevolent force that tears through the community! JUST LIKE DANIEL CHO! Imbuing men with existential might to vanquish their foes and debauche their daughters... Wait- like, the foes daughters... They don't debauche their own daughters... That would be gRoOoOoSs! I don't know why I said it like that. It's gross. Don't debauche your own debauche your own daughters... Wait, are you guys still doing the thing where you ironically do the opposite of what I say still? Please don't ironically debauche your own daughters. I know I said I'm Satan but I can't stress this enough... Don't do that thing I said! Let me do it. BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE OF AGE! You know... I like that word... Debauche. You know DEBAUCHERY means, like, getting drunk and being a menace (As far as I recall) but TO DEBAUCHE means at BANG. Ok. So. To recap. Crime? Makes for great stories. Daniel Cho? Evil psychic entity. Aaaaaand... Only debauche other people's daughters... Yeah... That's the lesson of the day. AND the WORD of the day! Go forth and debauche someone... Except not that FUCKING WHORE! She doesn't need debauching! She can sit on a sponge!"

by Hym Iam September 6, 2023

Pulling a Criminal

Somehow finding a way to be the only one killed by an Overwatch ultimate

Man that junk rat popped ult and only got our baptiste. Guess he was pulling a criminal

by Demoncryz December 8, 2022

Criminal

A nickname for the person with a last name of crimmins. They are very smart but are very good at predicting things based of what they see. They often predict relationships of people together.

So if u have anything to hide u should be aware that a criminal will find it.

E.g. 1. mate I reckon Jacob over there has a crush on Suzan.
Eg. 2. Jake and sally will be in a relationship for sure mate.
E.g. 3. Nathan and Rebecca r bound to be Together when they’re older

Beware of a criminal they will find everything

by Doorfrog March 5, 2019