Craig

An electronic company who specializes in bootleg mp3 and mp4 players and sometimes ipod bootlegs since 1963

"yo mate I just bought the Craig nano, it works just like old television but in your hand!"

by Homie The Third August 23, 2021

Craig

The one and only most caring person you'll ever meat!

I realy like 'CRAIG', he's the one that you'll always never forget.

by CRAIG Cobb'7777 September 12, 2021

craig

An average American uncle with an average name (could be a pedophile)

"Here we see a craig in its natural habitat."

by NewGirl_InTown October 10, 2021

Craig

A ripped dude that has too much testosterone. Upsetting him results in yelling to immediate violence. He doesn't give a fuck about the Manager, he goes straight to the punch. That's what you call a guy Karen. Usually results in a public freakout to bystanders showing justice served.

Derived from searching for an equivalent name for a Karen, but for a guy. Kyle sounded to soft. So Craig, Craigslist Trash, to Craigons and Kraken (Clash of Titans 1981 monster that just expects any sacrifice) derived the term.

"Craig doesn’t give a shit about the manager, just wants to fight."

"Yo - those Craigons just got wrecked. Why did they mess with that chad on the motorcycle."

"TF, that Craig just bitch slapped the bartender for getting cut off. Everyone jumped his ass."

by wylinterms October 30, 2021

Craig

Craig is a humble and nice being. He is "Mr.steal yo girl" but also sends them to the streets. Craig is respectful and is always kind and caring towards his mates. Craig is an inspiration and living proof that simplicity is key. But he is boring.

Craig

by Don't use your real name..All November 22, 2021

Craig

Craig, he’s a big stroking nonce, who really likes the smell of mouldy cheese and pickled onions. Craig also tends to be shit at cutting hair unless especially skin fades.

Wow, craig, what a fucking tosser

by Ostrich man November 22, 2021

Craig

Craig is the best sex partner you can dream of, he will fuck you till you can’t move anymore and think that god has snatched your soul

My whole day was bad untill I seen Craig

by Big Jenny November 23, 2021