When you realize who you can be close to during covid-19 social distancing and decide to date because it's convenient and they are already a contact.
When she realized she was stuck with her roommate during the pandemic, she covid-cuffed out boredom and realized he was amazing in bed. The pandemic can have happy unexpected outcomes.
by FiestyItalianGal March 29, 2020
When a person is going down on somebody else and that person farts in their face. The recipient of the fart huffs said fart into their cheek and climbs on top of the producer of said fart. Once on top the recipient of the fart then places their mouth over the nose of the producer of the fart and blows their ass gas back into their lungs.
Did you hear what happened to Bob when he went down on Stacey? She farted in his face so he played the uno reverse and gave her the covid respirator.
by Cabbage Rabbit December 28, 2021
"Bro I got the cure for covid"
"sweet man where did you get it"
'from between Belle Delphine's toes"
"sweet man where did you get it"
'from between Belle Delphine's toes"
by Keteaveu August 06, 2020
This lady at the supermarket was a covid freak, she pulled out a tape measure to measure 6 feet between us.
by TheGuyWhoAteTheCoronaBat January 06, 2021
Euphamism for pounds gained during a period of quarantine, shelter in place, lockdown, self-isolation, or social distancing, usually due to stress eating one's way through one's food storage during the 2020 global pandemic caused by the Coronavirus.
by NoKarensHere March 24, 2020
A term used by big pharma and their cronies like most world governments, mainstream media, top global health organizations, most top billionaires and others, to label information either accurate or inaccurate that is inconvenient to their agenda or pocket book. This term is usually the reason given for censoring a post, book, person or organization by big pharma cronies.
Person 1: Why was JFK the nephew of ex-president JFK, Dr. Zelenko, Dr. Robert Malone et al, get censored by social media platforms and demonized in Wikipedia and mainstream media?
Person 2: Because they were spreading Covid misinformation.
Person 1: Why was my post about the Zelenko Protocol which is almost 100% effective as early treatment, which includes Hydroxycloroquine, Ivermectine and Vitamin D, censored?
Person 2: Because it spreads covid misinformation.
Person 1: Why can't I find any videos on covid by infowars on youtube?
Person 2: Because infowars is known to spread covid misinformation.
Person 2: Because they were spreading Covid misinformation.
Person 1: Why was my post about the Zelenko Protocol which is almost 100% effective as early treatment, which includes Hydroxycloroquine, Ivermectine and Vitamin D, censored?
Person 2: Because it spreads covid misinformation.
Person 1: Why can't I find any videos on covid by infowars on youtube?
Person 2: Because infowars is known to spread covid misinformation.
by Floridaisforfreedom January 05, 2022
The fashion practice of wearing professional attire on the top half of one's body while being in pajamas on the lower half. Business on top, apathy on the bottom. Meant to project a poised demeanor on video conference calls while working from home during the covid 19 pandemic, yet underneath it all barely making it out of bed in the morning.
I joined today's virtual finance meeting dressed in a Covid mullet of a cardigan top and the flannel snowflake pajama pants my grandma gave me for Christmas.
by Emily the Elder Millennial April 03, 2020