James Corden

A less funny Peter Kay

"Hey, did you know James Corden was in that shitshow musical 'CATS'?"
"Yeah, it was the highlight of his career"

by SnexuSakesGlaz February 4, 2020

James Corden

An Un-Treatable Medical Condition where the sufferer is in denial of two severe mental conditions, resulting in self-obsession.......
These are :

a:) Being Clinically Obese

b:) Thinking you have a sense of humour, to the delusional point that you have convinced yourself you are an Hilarious Comedian, albeit a Clinically Obese Un-Funny Hilarious Comedian.

Symptoms include being Fat and Totally Un-Funny, eating all the pies and loving the sound of your own Fat Squeaky fat-ass voice.

Long term prospects are not good for any person you come into contact with.

Only known cure: Tear up your Equity Card and get back to working in McDonalds where you belong Fattie..!

Stacy: 'Gavin, you Fat, Un-Funny Talentless Bastard, Victim of 10 years of a UK Labour Government, why did you give up your job at McDonalds?'

Gavin: ' I'll tell you why M'fanwie, I am James Corden and because I am under the illusion I am a Funny Fat-Ass Toss-Monkey, when I'm not.... Innit! Plus there's nothin' wrong with bein' the only Gay in the Village!'

by Mike Leigh, Smartarse June 28, 2010

cordeiro

Capable of delivering an absolute barage of orgasms to any women in sight.

Girl you've just been cordeiroed

by Rustylama January 24, 2018

Career Cow

A lolz cow who is in denial about that fact. And has made a career out of being a lolz cow

Wow look at Negz he is a such a fucking a Career Cow

by 3x Poon slayer December 4, 2020

CoDee

A slang term used by urban youth to describe Co-defendants, or individuals sharing a case against them in a court of law.

"My CoDee's was snitching, so I had them niggas shot up"

by Nothingface November 12, 2008

Coleen

A variant of the name Colleen, which means "girl" in Gaelic (from Ireland).

Would you be after the lad going to the town then, young Coleen ?

by melancolee April 8, 2009

Cordell

-Cordell -
pronouced St-rang-e

- Odd lurking creature that is too hott for the oprah show.

- May cause children to randomly explode in youth centres

That person over there is soo Cordell.

Be careful you don't Overdose on Cordell or you will explode

by -Livi/Bex July 30, 2008