Robo-coping

The act of walking awkwardly with stiffness in your legs akin to that of iconic 80’s character Robo-Cop.
This usually happens the day after exercising after having not done so in a while.
Other causes may include not stretching properly, or sitting down in an odd position for a long period of time.

“Hey dude why are you walking funny?”

“ Went for a jog for the first time in ages last night, now I’m Robo-coping”.

by joffish August 4, 2010

Copium

The drug of choice for leftist in the political spectrum delivered by the mainstream media. This mind altering drug is delivered in the form of indoctrination and is consumed in copious amounts on a regular basis. There is no rehabilitation for copium.

Signs and symptoms of copium consumption include but are not limited to: Dying your hair nontraditional colors, screaming into a crowd, debating with feelings and no facts, using supposition as science and inability to form rational thoughts.

Since the 2016 federal election in the United States, CNN has been dealing copium to it's viewership in the hopes of creating a narrative that it's flock will mimic.

by Somanysheep January 14, 2021

coproamygdaphagy

The act of eating the nuts out of one's poo.

"Check out the coproamygdaphagy going on over there! Is that Mel Gibbson?"

by semiconsciously February 28, 2004

coprolite

A more scientifically sound way of saying that someone is talking out of date bullshit

He's talking a loads of coprolite

by 2310 April 1, 2004

copoon

Derrived from Cocoon and poon.

When you're having sex, and when you pull out your penis has wings.

I got copooned the other day. It's chill though, I just tell the ladies my penis is an angel

by Slowbadon August 26, 2010

Copium

Although associated with the 2020 presidential election outcome in the U.S., the term "copium", as an allegory for a mental opiate (see also: self deceit) has been around for some time.

Copium (= cope opium) as a word surfaced in latter part of the 2010's after "hopium" (= hope opium) ran out of traction in commonly used online vocabulary.

Copium, much like its predecessor hopium, is a metaphor for something that the person proverbially takes to keep their last shreds of sanity stitched together in a dying world that serves no sense, meaning or purpose.

"If there's no more opium or hopium, you can always try scraping some copium from the bottom of the barrel!"

by Tainted Tincture October 3, 2021

copout

Failing to provide an expected and well-thought out solution.

The boyfriend failed to deliver the flowers that his girlfriend expected to receive on her birthday.
She was upset, and thought to herself: "Why did he copout on me?"

by dfsmith June 11, 2013