Camel content

Female influencers posting videos and pictures of their coochies on social media platforms in tight workout clothing, often times exposing their camel toes for a monetary profit

Damn bro Sara is pulling in 12k per month all off of her camel content

by Zeke1990 July 7, 2023

Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button

When you open a post on twitter that's labeled as "Sensitive Content", It can be considered any image or video before being opened, based on a random technological event in the twitter servers. It has an ever-changing RNG chance of being any image or video, from Smash Bros. gameplay to pornography to high quality angry birds.

I took my chances with the Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button and I got a video of a dude being sliced.

by Combo_42 November 19, 2021

Dick Measuring Contest

When people obsessively compare themselves to each other to see who is 'the best' or 'the biggest'. It may or may not involve actual penises, but it can. Usually the things being compared are worthless and meaningless things like income, car size, house size, job performance, sports stats, partner attractiveness, and yes, of course, penis sizes.

They're all bragging about how big their cars are versus the other guy's car, they're just engaging in a useless dick measuring contest.

by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023

Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier

some setup is nessassary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then stitch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when fuckin a chick in the ass, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her anus clamp on your penis while you finish.

i came like crazy when i pulled a Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier on her ass!!!!

by Nicdizzle November 29, 2006

contemplaining

The act of contemplating and complaining at the same time. Used to describe whiny nincompoops who bitch and moan about inane, asinine, and absurd things that usually never even happen.

Billy: But what if we have a pop quiz today? If I do poorly it will go on my permenant record, and I won't get into Harvard, and my parents will kill me, and OMFG TEH WORLD WILL END!!!111

Timmy: Stop contemplaining, you insolent turd.

by Devious Muffin December 6, 2006

contentmafia

The music and film procurement industries which are trying everything to get their customers into jail or bankrupt.

We are the contentmafia, all your data are belong to us.

by Josh~ June 24, 2008

contesting

In Video Games, stopping the enemy from capturing the point or winning the game. Also something that 90% of Overwatch players dont do.

MuffinHead89: "Dude, why didn't you contest the point? We (the rest of the team) were really close to coming back"

BlackThunder: "Because I would've died, idiot!"

MuffinHead89: "You could've bought us time by contesting the point!"

by mauncc August 16, 2018