Digital Constipation

Having to wait to upload pictures on social media due to lack of internet connectivity

''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"

by Jazzersey September 18, 2017

Phone Constipation

When you have a hard time taking your phone out of your pocket.

My pants are so tight I get phone constipation.

by Sponceee April 6, 2017

Burp constipation

It's when you really need to burp but can't & hold it in, only to get constipated cause you just really need to let it out

I should have burped when I had the chance, now I have burp constipation

by Kittycatgoestweet May 6, 2016

opinionatedly constipated

A condition that is developed by keeping one's own opinions to oneself as to not "rock the boat." Especially common for those who keep their opinion's to themselves on social media, often writing paragraphs of opinions in response to others, only to delete them to avoid a war with friends. This condition becomes especially unhealthy when developing ignorant friend circles and being exposed to ludicrous shit on a constant basis.

Heather became opinionatedly constipated after making friends with idiots on Facebook during a presidential election season.

by HastaCare September 23, 2016

NoScope Constipation

When you shit without looking

"I have NoScope constipation every morning!"

by Ryeism August 8, 2016

constipated

when nothing comes out of you butt for a long long long long time

constipated chicken

by bb8r2d2starwarsgeek July 25, 2016

Constipated laughter

The painful lingering feeling resulting from laughter that’s caused by some ass hole trying to impress people who ride upon him/her like a horse, with a joke that they try so hard to laugh at, butt try so hard they sound like they are squeezing their esophagus like that of an intestine.

Ass hole: “blah blah” (probably trying to belittle somebody or desecrate something)
Plebs/pions: *as their throat tightens to the point of suffocation* “bahahahaha hehehehe whowhowhowho” <— the resulting constipated laughter of something that’s only wanna be funny
Me:omg somebodies gona lay something with that kinda level contraction.

by Seriously silly South July 11, 2021