Police target: would you just kill me please? Undercover cop reply you are under arrest for soliciting another person to enter into a conspiracy to commit murder FINALLY got you scum! Target: "Come on it is just an expression! Are you really that lame? Cop: tell it to the jury dirtbag Your going DOWN!" But we'll drop the conspiracy charge if you testify against your mother and sons ...don't worry we'll tell yas what to say"
by Dougie Quick February 20, 2015

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025

A theory about a conspiracy.
by UltimateDoge August 14, 2021

What about Fat-Cock Self-Preservation Theory, Cody? What do you think of that one? The most profound and accurate conspiracy theory on the web!
Hym "How's this for a conspiracy theory: The accusations of liar and grifter do nothing to hurt right-wing pundits EXPLICITLY BECAUSE they aren't intended to hurt them but, rather, deflate the value of liar and grifter accusations in a deliberate attempt to cover for ineffective political opposition. Because sure you're calling them a liar and a grifter but if you can keep them in the forefront of people's minds you can keep out the MORE EFFECTIVE opposition out of the lime light and maintain the status quo. So, denigrating the political opposition ISN'T TO GET YOU TO STOP LISTENING TO JORDAN PETERSON... It to get you to focus on Jordan Peterson instead of me. Because he is harmless and ineffective and I am not."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

There is only 12 hours in a day!!!, tomatoes aren't fruits you put them in chicken and veggie soup.
Well that's just a Wilson Conspiracy
Well that's just a Wilson Conspiracy
by Nugisathug June 4, 2018

Someone either obsessed with conspiracies or someone that is in the community for a long amount of time.
by Uselezz April 12, 2022
