condokiddie

Mostly a kid who is 10-14 years old, uploads or plays an roblox sex games.

Me: ayo what ur doing condokiddie-
Someone 11 yr old: playing roblox condos for hot pussy-

by bobuxman27626718 June 22, 2023

Metaphorical Condom

A person that protects you from certain situations.

Person 1:Omg thank you so much for penetrating that group of people for me!

Person 2: No problem best bud.

Person 1:lol i guess you're my metaphorical condom.

by CatnAna June 16, 2010

distraction condoms

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.

I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.

by hoboX10 May 24, 2011

Hulked a Condom

When a man is too big for a condom that he goes all Bruce Banner and busts out of it HULK Style.

I just Hulked a condom for the second time tonight!

I should get Magnum XL's cause I just keep Hulking condoms!

by KornyKev March 8, 2011

Concord high school

School run by the mob that is the admin. Very suspicious stuff going on with the principal, superintendent and teachers. Just google it.

Concord high school... we made it to the Boston globe...to showcase our sexual predator teacher

by 603lord October 28, 2019

Condomplation

The moment of deliberation just before sex in which one decides whether or not to use a condom.

"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."

Last night I was lost in Condomplation.

by tsukiatari July 21, 2009

JERSEY SHORE CONDOM FAIRY

When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.

After I was done with that bitch last night, Jim got a visit from the Jersey Shore Condom Fairy.

by bub c October 20, 2006