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concert cougar

Jazz went to ten concerts. He’s such a concert cougar!
by pookiebear1298 November 2, 2023
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Coldplay concert

The euphemism for when you're going out to cheat on your partner but want to keep it a secret.
Man 1: Oi, where were you last night mate? You could've come to the pub.
Man 2: Nah, I was out at a Coldplay concert.
Man 1: Ah, you player!
by Tawgtdrt July 18, 2025
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Blink-138 concert

When 4 people of any gender are arrange in a square and preform oral sex on each other simultaneously while blindfolded, unaware of who else is in the group, as they are alwatched by a crowd of masked figures
"I was at a Blink-138 concert last night, it was epic" said Jordon.
"I've never heard of them, how was it?" Asked Sam
"It was epic! The four on the stage were giving the performance of a lifetime! They were definitely enjoying the oral!"
by troublem8kR July 18, 2023
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Concert Cuckhold

A man who simply watches a concert & does not enjoy that other people around him are having a good time. This man usually refuses to dance or will hoist his GF onto his shoulders.
“Yeah, Owen is a real concert cuckhold, he is always complaining when people around him are busting a move.”
by WordManForever June 11, 2024
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concert

slang for wanting to have someone’s kids
you should come to one of my concerts sometime :)”

(she wants to have your kids)
by sam.poop July 18, 2022
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